"Instead of ordering tea, be sneaky and bring in your own tea bags. You can ask for hot water and lemon and explain that you are competing with Donald Trump and Tucker Max in a contest to determine the world's biggest douchebag."
"Instead of ordering tea, be sneaky and bring in your own tea bags. You can ask for hot water and lemon and explain that you are competing with Donald Trump and Tucker Max in a contest to determine the world's biggest douchebag."
Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.