This happened to me with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. I had just watched the blooper reel of Parks and Rec, then walked into a coffee shop, and there he was ordered a green tea for his wife. I literally said “HEY!” in this way that was like “haven’t seen you in awhile!” and he said “Hello.” in a very Nick…

Video sucks, song sucks, but congrats to that dreamy mugshot guy who went viral on Facebook, good to see he turned his life around!

Pro-tip: not all water tastes alike. (Yes, I am talking about plain water.) It comes down to subtle differences in filtration systems and mineral additives, etc. If you’ve ever been handed a free bottle of water at some kind of huge outdoor public event, it probably tasted disgusting. In some cities the tap water…

Someone not having learned and memorized every single shitty thing every single shitty person in this overwhelmingly shitty family has ever done is a weird thing to get pissy about, but sure, dude. You do you.

You’d think a 13 year old girl who’s been raised in a laboratory and spent the entire previous year locked in a cabin in the woods would behave rationally in that situation!

We need Gawker now more than ever. Denton, are you out there?

Ew.

The comments on Gawker used to serve as an open secrets wiki. That’s where I learned all of this stuff.

Right? Gay ≠ child abuser.

I’m 30 kinds of disgusted by Kevin Spacey today, and for once it’s not because of his doughy physique on House of Cards. First, thanks for tangling up being gay with preying on young boys. Because no one has ever conflated those two before, making life hard for gay folks. Second, you’ve been in the glass closet for…

I am glad to see the Kevin Spacey follow up. This is a man who used to sue magazines for even suggesting that he was gay. Now he is using it as an excuse for pedophilia. All this “apology” is going to do is give Fox News and the other RWNJ a focal point for gays are bad/ librul Hollyweird/ distract from political…

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

Now Im sure you hated the simple fact that you had to write about “Punk Rock Barbie”, I know I would, but that is ZERO excuse to break out MS Paint.

Have a little dignity in your work, god damnit. Took me all of 2 minutes to make Punk Rock Barbie Trump.
Feel free to replace that horrid thing you concocted if you like.

We’re all just going to post photos of our awesome hair, right?

I use a fake name for Facebook (not for any nefarious reason — I just wanted to be able to be incognito so I’m not friended by cousins who have, and express, obnoxiously right-wing and/or religious opinions, which I find VERY hard to let slide.) I have no photo, I don’t allow any location data, I never post anything,…

So PYMK is creepy. I, as a lawyer, sued a guy for a client. Never heard of Sued-Person before or since. Never sent him an email or anything. Everything was by letter or process server. Even the court file was input manually. PYKM suggested us as friends so many freaking times... Just too weird.... unless it somehow…

She was both a nutcase and professional. For the days she actually showed up, she was sober as a church mouse and wouldn’t party before shoot days. She loved the script and was really into the part. At the same time, her set demands were crazy.
But her name still means something to foreign distributers, but she burns…

This is so much FUN. It’s like a slumber party!

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

TIL what TIL means.