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I checked the dates in a panic but it looks like I booked for December 16, I feel so lucky right now! Would not love to be stuck away from home for Christmas. Hope everything works out with you... You could always tie hundreds of balloons to a chair and hope for the best.

Same. I’ve been a Jezebel commenter for half my life.

Can’t comment on the exact safety conditions, but if it makes you feel better, Fire Camp is the best place to be if you’re an inmate. Good food, plenty of freedom, a dog to play with, and 2 days off for each day served, which is way better credit-wise than you can get with any other program (at least in LA County

Yep, and she was in a federal prison which is REALLY not that bad. It’s soft time. The prison I volunteer at right now (not even a federal prison which is the best of the bunch) lets the inmates have Xbox 1s, tablets, iPads, etc for very cheap. Very minimal sympathy for someone who committed a crime & got to do time

That was my takeaway from the article too. Who checks to ensure that girls get their periods?? Where did she get the squirrel blood? I’m choking

A simple way is Coinbase but there are lots of ways really. You can Google it, there are probably a ton of guides for noobs out there. Once you get the Bitcoin you have to figure out how to tumble it (if you’re doing something illegal) or just send it right to the market or exchange you intend on using. It’s not that

Thank you so much! Skydiving was SUCH a blast. Surprisingly way less scary than bungee jumping, but maybe that’s because you don’t do it alone. And the views! Can’t wait to do it again!!

Thank you, that’s so sweet of you to say. Hope you have a wonderful rest of your weekend :)

Take the GRE. I just took it today! It’s not that hard and it lasts for five years. I recommend the “5 lb book of practice problems.”

I love butterflies!! That’s awesome! I took the GRE today and got a stellar score, way way better than I was expecting! At the risk of doxxing myself, I took a selfie with the first female police chief in the US this week! I finally figured out what I want to do with my life! And I’m going skydiving tomorrow! I’m

That’s really sweet. I’m in college and I wish I had an uncle like you!

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did you read the article? Karlie

She’s a columnist at the Guardian now

Same :/

Can confirm

I think everyone is a bit afraid for her. She’s only a teen and she’s gone through the death of her only parent, sexual assault, cyberbullying, suicide attempts, alcoholism, etc.

Yep, it’s a true story. Producers have confirmed.

HeLa cells are the first immortal cell line cultured by scientists. Unlike a normal population of human cells, which divide about 40 to 50 times before dying away, HeLa cells have the ability to divide indefinitely.

that is so funny tho, if i was your mother i would tell it to everyone i met