Slytherin all the way. I grew up insisting that I was Ravenclaw, but nope I’m definitely Slytherin.

I know! Jessica Alba would probably just talk about eco-friendly diapers!!

this is exactly what i would expect from a Syracuse grad

My mom always said she’d take me on a trip when I got my period. Getting it sucked, but the trip eased the pain! I was 14 and we went to NYC (my first time)

Same! There was an article on here the other day about a porn star makeup artist so I found her Instagram and some of the before and afters are really impressive! I definitely feel like I could jump from average to gorgeous if I knew how to do makeup beyond the absolute basics. Also, pencil eyeliner is much more…

This is partly why I haven’t started Cymbalta yet :/ It’s on my dresser and I’m always like “one more weekend...”

It’s sponsored content. Don’t watch it.

True-we start drinking at 4 or 5 because we drink to forget we live in Iowa

She used to be sweet!! I don’t know what happened. I think we’re still Facebook friends haha.

I know! My mom’s feet grew half a size with each child (2 in total) and I’m amazed that she just picked up and carried on after replacing her whole shoe collection. I have about 13 pairs of Doc Martens and many are limited edition or out of stock. I would be DEVASTATED.

I own that bra (joke gift from friends) and there is a ton of empty space between the bra and my boobs, which is to say that my boobs are too small for even a push-up bra :(

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter’s split convinced me that there is no love left in the world :(

Same with Johnny Depp

She’s bisexual

:( Sorry

Awwwww. Care packages are the best. Especially finals week care packages and themed ones (Easter, Xmas, etc.) Also, I bought a bread maker last week and today I got some surprise sourdough bread mixes. Thanks, mom :)

Me because I’m an underage college student (plus I live in a sub-free dorm)

Oh boy, did someone assign homework? (apart from the homework i’m supposed to be doing right now, that is :) ) I was just nitpicking. I admit I skimmed the article, but I can see how from her point of privilege, her whole thesis can be irritating and preachy, not to mention self-congratulatory. It’s as if she expects…

I mean, that is considered overweight. Her BMI is 25.5. It’s not obese, but it’s overweight.

Copies of all your love letters? That’s pretty creepy.