Could that have possibly sounded more pretentious? Serious question.

Hehe smart cat. I STEAL PETS FROM THE POPULAR PEOPLE AND DRESS THEM UP LIKE THE POPULAR PEOPLE (but it's ok, her parents are dead)

For some reason, belting out Total Eclipse of the Heart always cheers me up. But I have pretty depressing taste otherwise.

I love Rachel Bloom so much. She is a comedic genius-it's a shame she isn't more well-known. I Steal Pets is my favorite thing she's ever done, though Fuck Me Ray Bradbury comes in a close second. She's so damn funny!

Yes, it's surprisingly poignant for a bubblegum pop song. I'm pleased to report I can now listen to this song without bawling my eyes out-when I first discovered it, this was not the case.

They aren't easy, but they aren't all that hard either. You just mix the butter, cereal and marshmallows on the stove and then spread the combination out on a flat surface. Cut with circular cookie cutters, stick a Popsicle stick in, dip in chocolate, decorate with sprinkles/frosting, and voila! You've got fancy…

Opals are my favorite too. When I get into a serious relationship, I'm going to be dropping not-so-subtle hints like flies. I'm surprised that nobody else on here seems to agree-they are all too preoccupied over the size of the diamond to acknowledge that a diamond is optional in the first place. But you're right,…

Does he have a brother?

The episode where Scully bullies the doctors into keeping Mulder in a cold temperature because the cold is the only thing keeping him alive? (Because goddammit, Scully is a "medical doctor" so she knows her shit.) It's either this or the episode with the frozen alien fetus.

I just made Rice Krispie treat lollipops, half dipped in chocolate with heart sprinkles on them. There's no way this little snot one-upped me.

I agree with everything you said. And I've been fervently hoping for a Freedman family spin-off as well (though curiously enough you left out Cooper?) Charlotte was often the show's only redeeming feature and I think Private Practice might be my favorite show if all the other characters were edited out.

No it doesn't! But now I want yours (for purely shallow reasons). I can't find it in the App Store, though.

I think I use the same one. But it's called Period Diary BTW.

That reminds me of the horrible Hallmark commercial that's been playing everywhere. The one where the awkward teenager is all "I need you to tell me you love me just the way I am" or something and the grandma is all "I need you to tell me I've still got it!" It is supremely uncomfortable to watch and I laugh my head…

Hahaha I lol'd. That's fair.

It was yesterday. And it's not here because that person got thoroughlu chewed up and spit out and all who were thinking of following in her footsteps were sufficiently forewarned against it.

Samantha Bee, actually. Whoever that is. And I'm with you all the way.

That's just how they come. I know they look gross. But they taste-nope, they taste gross too.

I genuinely enjoyed Private Practice as well. I got so much scorn too-Private Practice is generally regarded as the crappy version of Grey's. Which is so unfair. I like how it dealt with the tough issues, paricularly in the early seasons. I'm a sucker for shows that present sticky moral issues in shades of gray and…