I love that gif. It's so versatile.

I love some of the standout features of xojane, particularly It Happened to Me and Things I Couldn't Get Anyone to Write About. In my opinion, the only outstanding feature of Jezebel is My Imaginary Boyfriend, and these seem to have dried up (not that they were all that frequent in the first place). xoJane strikes me…

Reading this thread made my physically nauseous.

I failed to clarify, but I've had the same experience with guys: most want steady girlfriends, while the rest just want one-night stands. Most girls I know want a steady boyfriend. As a result, I've been disappointed by guys and alienated by girls (alienated is too strong a word, really - but I do feel isolated in my…

This gives me hope. Also, there are other girls like me out there! Who knew? Every girl I know wants to fall in love and get married (in rapid succession).

Poor kid :'(

If you find it, let me know, because that sounds perfect.

Oink. Baby pigs have a monopoly on cuteness.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING IN WHICH THEY RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Yeah, I don't know what happened on her head in that picture. We can only assume that she was attacked by balloons on the way to the party and spent an hour frantically soliciting hair products from women in the bathroom in order to tame the frizzy lion's mane that was her hair.

I did a double take. I went 'Whoa, am I supposed to be looking at Karlie Kloss?' I scrolled down to confirm, and then I took a closer look and recognized her sharp features. I mean, the girl's still pretty, but definitely not the supermodel I remember from Vogue.

There's a whole list of colleges I'd like to attend lying around the house somewhere, but my top choices are Barnard, Pitzer, Scripps, and Mount Holyoke. I don't know if this is naive, but judging from my experiences at a public high school and limited amount of college tours, I think I will be happier at a small,…

Thanks a lot! I will definitely keep this info in the back of my mind and make sure to check for folklore courses at whichever college I end up at. Academia can't be the worst thing in the world, especially when the research is fascinating. And the filmmaking stuff sounds super cool, although I realize it is not wise…

That sounds right up my alley-I'm fascinated by anthropology and psychology, particularly cultural psychology. But how realistic do you think it is to get a PhD in folklore? From what I understand, the few available jobs in that field are for teaching and writing books. Is there more to the job description? Because…

Wait, that actually sounds really interesting. If there was more job security (or if I was a trust fund baby), I'd for sure look into that.

I'm pro choice; I don't like abortion and I think after a certain point in the pregnancy it becomes immoral, but I respect a woman's right to choose and the woman should be the first priority, not the clump of cells inside them.

By that logic, they should stop handing out diplomas (Michael Kearney graduated from college at age 10), National Merit Scholarships (Gabriel Carroll got a perfect score in seventh grade), and International Mathematical Olympiad medals (Terence Tao got one when he was 10).

What do you do with a PhD in folklore?

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I don't think you're annoying! I even have my freezer always stocked with fake chicken nuggets for my vegetarian friends. Vegans, on the other hand, are a pain in the butt.