@AudibleDefect: That's why I love to game on winter nights with 360 :)

Oh man Raiden and R-Type. Can't wait. Anyone have any idea when these two will come out?

Got Lamb 2 Slaughter yesterday. Silly girl opened the door and I pounced mwahaha!

Th amount of times I've given a 4-5 star present to my prostitute wife Mandy is countless. When I put the game back in after 2 months or whenever the DLC comes out, she better not be 'Wanting Sex' as the 'Families' screen shows. Hmm what happens if I chat up and marry a second prostitute in the same town? Do they both…

Hmm so £4.80 for a new island (I bought some cheap points cards), not that bad and a far cry from the $20 figure somebody spouted up there, probably closer to $7 at todays exchange rates.

Zombie survival mode in the middle of the city where you have to run and gun, and survive a couple of days and nights in GTA realtime with your buddies Packie, Bruce and the Rasta guy and not get killed by the endless horde. I can but hope. Left 4 Dead is so fun, but I'd still like to get my hands on a rocket launcher…

Maybe he hasn't paid, but has 'accidentally' sent an email to Kotaku which he will later submit as evidence in court to show that he honestly believes that he has paid with a cheque? Sneaky...

Meat Pie: +10 Fatness!

I'm hoping for an expansion, but I'll laugh if it's "horse armour" in the form of Strawberry flavour condoms for 500 Microsoft Points.

@The_full_metal_alchemist: I'm liking the look of Amazon UK's Arcade offer. £130 for an Arcade with free wireless entertainment pack with Lego Indiana Jones, Kung Fu Panda, extra joypad plus one of their full price games from a selection, such as Fable or Prince of Persia (pre-ordered) etc. Sell all the extras and get…

@Katajero: Haha I know what you mean. They run ahead and die and then you save them and then later on they leave you to die instead when you are surprised by something, or maybe they make a habit of shooting cars and witches on sight.

@flukielukie: Well before this I was playing for 1 1/2 hrs and I just got on again after switching the 360 on to see if you were right about restarting the 360 and not connecting, and had another mad game of L4D so seems to be working now or maybe I'm just lucky.

@sokhead: What movie is that? Also is that a leg in tights with a lampshade on top??

Really odd this. Downloaded a film off Live and also played quite a bit of L4D demo no problems, then after an hour and a half of more L4D people either left or started getting thrown out, leaving me with a bunch of bots and no joiners. Afterwards all attempts at joining a quick match showed 'disconnected from…

Definitely my xbox 360 hilariously enough. What with all the punishment it has taken (karate chops to the top and flinging my controller off it - ie couple of hours trying to solo the troll boss on Castle Crashers on hard setting will do that). Now 2 years and no problems.

We really need something like this in the UK :( I'd love to watch all my favourite Arnie and Sly films whenever I want. Maybe a couple of Seagals in there as well.

Panzer Dragoon Orta next please. Could do with being forced to fix the emulation for 50hz PAL systems that seem to crash after the 3rd level. Then I can finally dump the original xbox.

"On this day in 1983, 15-year-old Scott Safran began playing Asteroids at an arcade in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

"Captain, the Ferengi is 1000m off our starboard bow. Recommend we torpedo his ass?"

@Pudgey: erm Jean, I meant Jean... unless he has a really fit sister called Jen.