Yeah every birthday that comes around, I think wow one year older what's changed. It's bah humbug to Christmas as well.

As I read this I hold in my left hand a new Bluray copy of The Day After Tomorrow that just arrived in the post. Should keep me occupied for all of two hours before I wish I could run around and shoot people in a blizzard *now*.

Does it only happen with the women or can the men charm other men? (and if that happened would you then get kicked out of the game for being 'gay'?)

@kwkwyjib0: Hmm I'm sure it wouldn't cost 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 $ to hire a hit man.

I wonder what you need to do to unlock the mankini for Chris.

I bet one of those Tetris arcade masters from Japan would be in Nirvana with this if you hooked them up with a joystick in each hand. They could have a 30 minute power nap, then wake up and spend an hour clearing the mess up super fast then have another power nap and repeat.

@Pudgey: oops 'mods' = 'perks in Broken Steel'

@Numanoid: Just make some mods where you need to have 8-10 in a stat to qualify. It would mean either planning for it in the long run and skipping other perks to get that nice 10 pt stat perk or sacrificing a few into Intense Training to get the high stat in Str/Chr/Agl etc (making the assumption that people maxed End…

Maybe this is what Johnathon Ross thought was 'Fable 3'.

Tank melee attack can now hit multiple Survivors in one swing - yeah no more ganging up together blasting away knowing only 1 will get hit.

Ha that picture. I bet he was relieved when the photographer said the shoot was over, and he could let his stomach sag back out again.

Some of those would be nice as a 360 background... Shame the bottom half of the 'Experience' spoils any attempt at using them.

Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Mmmmmmm....!

Didn't EA Montreal do the PS3 port of Orange Box..?

I've never heard of cheesy apple pie before.

Is Michael Clark Duncan the guy out of The Green Mile?

Typical, fat cats with their paws in the piggy bank before it's taken away.

I've had a a bird poop on my head Fable style before.

I've had a a bird poop on my head Fable style before.

@Pudgey: Oh and for the girls, lots of blokes in tights sporting realistically proportioned bumps.