So whats your favourite Jen Claude Van Damme film?

I bet after a hard days standing around, she goes home to her loving 360 and hugs it until it gets real hot. I know I would (if I was the 360).

Whats with the grin, I want to create Captain Haddock with a scowl.

I bought a big box of these from an importer once. Opened the box and thought, oooh apple flavour! Scoffed that in 2 minutes of crunching, then next it was the chocolate packet, I just kept on going and soon all the Pocky was gone. I was like Homer Simpson in a doughnut shop.

@khainegow: It would also be annoying too, to be running along and then it all goes slo-mo on you because some twat is using bullet time nearby.

High School Musical eh. At first when I saw him I thought he had wandered out of Final Fantasy XIII.

So what was that music, or was it made specifically for the game?

Well as long as it plays exactly like the original Sacred but in third person, I can forgive that silly trailer.

@Mister_Jack: Imagine the field day the newspapers would have if someones kid started playing a level they downloaded that had 'cock and balls' in!

Getting so frustrated with turning corners up stairs in GTA. Straight into some twat who would be already shooting at me whilst I'm turning like a lorry with 2 stolen wheels. I bashed my controller in a karate chop manouevre on the top of the 360, made the 'O' in XBOX pop out and cracked the edge of the bottom part of…

Haha at the picture. Reminds me of level 2 of the original Diablo, if I remember right you would open a door and hear "Fresh meat!" and the Butcher would come out and chase you around. Ballmer in that pic = the Butcher.

@Pudgey: "if I still wasn't undecided" should be "if I wasn't still undecided"... double negatives eh...

@PaxtonNuddleman: Amazon are doing a XBox Live Starter Kit, for £60, which is sort of an 'Arcade pack upgrade kit' consisting of 3 months Live Gold, 60GB HDD, ethernet cable and headset (but no component/HDMI cable). I might even get it myself, if I still wasn't undecided about getting an Elite or just upgrade the HDD.

Ron Perlman for Damon Baird

EA Sports presents Wii Skipping Challenge, with a free piece of ragged rope you attach to your nunchuk and remote?

But hey, imagine that they made a Wii Elder Scrolls, with requisite crappy graphics (like the drop from PC Morrowind to Xbox Morrowind), and you had to jog on the spot on the balance board to get across the countryside.

Fable 2, Dead Space, Fallout 3 and soon after Mirror's Edge, Banjo Kazooie and Left 4 Dead. Too many games so little time. And that's not counting Far Cry 2 which some people say is crap as it isn't really a sandbox game.

@Dragonis: Actually in the UK at least we can get a 60GB Pro for £160 off Amazon or even cheaper (ie some supermarkets had 'em for £130 and I think Tescos is permanently discounted and priced as normal at ~£145 now), whereas the Wii is still around £170-180 still as the normal standalone price.

I can imagine the button pushing thing being in an underground bunker in Lost. After getting sick of pushing buttons, Locke gets a crowbar and smashes it up only to find a KitKat bar inside.

I was thinking tentacles = giant octopus thingy, then started laughing when I saw it jump out and bite the platform he was on. If it wanted a quick kill it should of just dive bombed onto the player.