pudgethefishy
PudgetheFishy
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Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

As someone who talked on the phone all the time for work, I dread making personal calls to anyone.

Used to have one until someone broke into my garage...AND ONLY STOLE MY LITTLE GIANT...and my lawn mower but it was old so jokes on them. The ladder is simply amazing and idk why I haven’t bought another yet...

Used to have one until someone broke into my garage...AND ONLY STOLE MY LITTLE GIANT...and my lawn mower but it was

Own a house? Rent an apartment? Live in a space?

Own a house? Rent an apartment? Live in a space?

The Little Giant ladder is really nice. Light weight enough for one person. Bought mine a couple years ago.

The Little Giant ladder is really nice. Light weight enough for one person. Bought mine a couple years ago.

If I make the mistake of eating cereal for breakfast, I inevitably end up with second breakfast once I get to work. I have some instant oatmeal in my desk for just such an emergency.

At what point in the process should you exchange business cards?

How to introduce your dog to everyone

I always suggest calling first.

I usually greet dogs in the traditional manner. Approach them, say “What up, dog”, then continue walking.

I don’t know that I understand the question. I don’t use entertainment as comfort when I’m distressed. That just seems to me to be a avoidance technique, rather than dealing with the problem.

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There are ways besides the Juice Loosener?

Seriously, just be a goddamn grownup and eat your veggies.

<grumpy old man>unless you are using it as a mixer, juice is stupid. you want juice? eat a fucking apple. as a bonus you get fiber too.</grumpy old man>

I agree 100% (as someone who also carries weight in her stomach). I understand that the author of this article has an actual medical issue here, but I am SO SICK of the issue being couched in “and I looked so ugly and fat!” Just discuss the actual medical issue.

Have you looked into anterior pelvic tilt? There are actually some specific stretches and exercises you can do for it. I had this issue (full disclosure, I’m a dude, but supposedly gender don’t matter for this issue) and the stretching exercises fixed it. Without physically seeing you I have no idea and I might be way

Same thing here, at least from the vanity perspective (I don’t have torn abdominal muscles or anything, obv.) I’m a fairly thin lady, but I have lower abdomen pouch that cannot be flattened. I’ve been as low as 110 pounds and still had the same size pooch I have now around 130 pounds. My stomach above my belly

Yeah. I mean we are definitely talking about two distinctly different sets of circumstances here but I have always had a pooch (and no kids). It’s definitely the first thing that touches my husband when we hug or dance, and I have a hard enough time not thinking of it as an “indignity.” :(

I have said pouch too. Always have, my mom has one too.