From reading People magazine I assumed that womens bodies actually look even better after labor.

I will never not laugh at the notion of genderizing alcohol.

You’re not more of a man for drinking whiskey. You’re not less of one for drinking out of stemware. I’ve got literature if you want it!

Try starting with, “Hello” or, “Would you like a Jameson?”

Why does this article exist?!

Pretty sure everyone who has been drinking since existence knows that bowl of cherries has been sitting on the bar for at least a decade now. If you’re dumb enough to put things like warm creme or horseradish in your drinks your deserve what happens to you

This. I wish bars would offer margaritas, pina coladas, daiquiris, etc., made with actual fruit juice and natural flavors and without those artificial mixes and sugar-laden orange syrups. I have to stay home to drink those.

Jesus. This is the most clickbaity, nerdy, “I’m afraid of and allergic to everything in the world and scared to leave my apartment” garbage article I’ve ever seen. Why didn’t you link to news articles of people getting sick from these drinks? Because there are none? Get out of here with this nonsense Patrick, AKA…

Put that on my headstone

I wonder about that myself. I haven’t noticed a change. I noticed an uptick in those types of complaints after the Bain Capital news broke. I think those complaints had more to do with people’s attitudes toward’s Sundial selling a minority stake in the company to Bain Capital than any actual changes in the product…

...okay, stupid fucking white man here. I saw this blow up on Twitter, and don’t get me wrong: I get a lot of why this is blowing up... but my understanding is mostly the usual “whitewashing”, “losing something important to the black community”, “white standards of beauty” stuff.

I kinda disagree with that sentiment.

Interestingly, though, when I had to travel abroad with a bunch of Rx medications, I would just haul them all out at each end and display them to the customs officers. After they got to the 5th or 6th bottle, they were pretty bored. You do need to keep your original bottles, though.

How many Oxy you trying to travel with? Keeping your prescription opiates/benzos in the container it was filled in solves every problem you just presented.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get enough of them together.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get…

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

You will also never find a men’s tee with CAP SLEEVES. I don’t know who told you we all wanted to show our armpits all the time, women’s tee designers, but they lied.

The male-centricness is really pronounced with fashion hacks. I appreciate this simple idea, though, that if you want a high-quality tee just buy a mens and make it work for you.

But there’s a problem with cheap women’s T-shirts: They don’t wear as well as the men’s.

He’s a freakin’ dipshit.

Please.. did not go down like that. But you keep stretching the facts if it makes you feel better.

That last part is key.