Suction cups one puts on their nipples

All I wanted was a PS4. Only got ten cents off

This was on Prime day. Which is good, because my wife’s birthday is coming up. Women like swarms of insects, right?

Did anyone buy the sticks of sealing wax? Because it’s 1850 and sticky envelopes haven’t been invented yet.

It’s hard to say if it was a real fail or not (from Amazon’s standpoint). To me, the items were all disappointing and the sales weren’t that great, but yet, thanks to your average stay-at-home hoarder shopper, pretty much everything sold out. They could have had the entire box-set of Sharknado for $12.99 (regular…

Honestly, looking for deals on prime day was much like playing the witcher 3.

Fuck I missed that and would have actually bought a ukelele. Too busy being shown detox tea pills at 3 in the afternoon.

The thing is they didnt even really try. Yes they advertised it alot, but had they looked at the stuff they would have on sale they would have realized that most of it was crap.

Ya but did you actually try to get any of those deals?? The outrage really stems from the fact that people clicked on deals as they became available, and less than a minute after going live, not only were they sold out, but the waitlist for the deal was also full. Also, items would say like...56% claimed, then you…

The thing I hate the most about sales like this on Amazon is you have no idea how many they’re even selling. Don’t get me wrong—I got lucky three years ago on Black Friday and got a 40” 1080p tv for $199 (Which is a meh deal by today’s standards but a WOW deal three years ago), but I also recognize that those who…

I *almost* bought that! Then I realized if I’m not going to watch it more than 10 times, I could just rent it from the local red box.

Serves them right.

I didn’t pickup anything I wanted but it was entertaining to go through the stuff that had been sold out early. There were plenty of Black Friday type deals (tablets, tvs, pcs) sprinkled in between beauty creams, crates of candy bars, and I guess drums of lube (which I missed unfortunately).

To be fair, I remember the Amazon ads saying there would be more deals than Black Friday, not necessarily better ones. I got my gf a kindle unlimited subscription for a discount, but that was it.

Some people forget to realize the advertising was “MORE deals than black friday” not “Better deals than black friday”

People can say what they want. I got the Phillips X2’s for 70 bucks off, their lowest price ever. Of course, to even find that deal, I had to go to an outside website because finding anything on Amazon was a PITA. But Prime Day worked out for me ok.

Also

Best part is...all those new Prime memberships!

I particularly liked

Wow. I’m glad I decided to ignore it because I already have enough crap of items sitting around my house.