I cannot wait till 2016 when we find out what ordering a small coffee the Trump way means.

Hey, if you’re drunk enough, you don’t care what your food tastes like. I live a few blocks from a DC neighborhood where the go-to food choice after a night of drinking is the jumbo slice.

It took me a while to get into the show, because of her.

You can do literally anything and be less irritating than Piper Chapman.

My sister and I started saving up for a gaming system when I was about five and she was about seven. It’s not inconceivable for a kid to have a concept of money, particularly if your family doesn’t have a lot of it. Anything you want that’s not in the budget, you’ll have to save for yourself, so you learn about what…

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.

Back in the day, my dad used to go to the bank to deposit his paycheck, and he’d always get out 1 crisp 100 dollar bill, a few 20s and like ten Ones to use for the next few weeks. One payday, my baby brother lost his tooth, and my dad took in his whole wallet when playing tooth fairy. Only instead of grabbing the one…

Oh god, we used to write letters to the Tooth Fairy imploring her to leave our teeth. I kept mine in this little enameled tortoiseshell box with a latch. It was tiny and thus filled to the brim with teeth - some of which had been pulled and still had their roots.

I think it was the stealth part that bothered me. A light consensual tweezing before kindergarten starts can be considered a slightly different story. Also, she publicized it :(

The eye brow waxing of a sleeping 3 year old happened on one of her mommy bonding visits.

Ewwwww

This brings to mind one of my favorite shenanigans pulled by my nephew (he just graduated and turned 18, so this was awhile ago). He pulled out one of his own loose teeth and didn’t tell anyone. Went to sleep with said tooth under his pillow. Next morning, he got nothing, and the tooth was still there. So he went into…

Just the latex mold

Didn’t she leave her daughter with parents for a long while a few years back and explained it as a “healthy break” and that Sophia “has her own life and is doing her own thing?” I think the kid was like 4 then.

Came here to say this. I got MAYBE $5 MAYBE three times before my parents were like, “you... you aren’t really expecting us to do this shit forever, right? You’re 8.”

Me too! I thought the day my parents didn’t have any $1s so I got $5 was a banner day!

She seemed like one of those people Gawker always talks about, so you’re just supposed to “know” who they are and what they’re famous for.

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

Or that the bouncer was the one who made the correction.