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Are they remaking A Christmas Story?

Sounds like someone needs a cleanse!

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?

“TOXIN FREE VACCINES, A REASONABLE REQUEST!”

I seriously don’t even know what is happening here...? Why are they planking? Why are there butts? What does this have to do with the confederate flag?

They’re sad that someone is associating the Confederate flag with racism, and therefore also somehow demonizing all white people. Their feelings are very very hurt by people talking about racism and so they’re crying about it.

I’m gullible and not quite Internet savvy so I am truly and honestly asking: are these a joke? I’m confused. What do butts and lying face down have to do with the confederate flag?

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Cause being a tampon is the only way he’s ever going to get near a vagina?

Read this as “Sad White Men Throw Channing Tatum Lying Down,” which makes as much sense.

those are some pretty good butts tho

This is a really awkward thing for me and my pegging fantasies.

No brainer. Women who are a size 0 have more or less the same bust/waist/hip measurements. Women who are a size 18 vary widely. So even if a sample size 14, 16 or 18 were available, it still wouldn't please everyone. Watch the Buzzfeed video with regular plus sized woman trying on clothes vs. plus sized models.

Sure, models should not be the inspiration for bodies and sizes. But it’s also crazy that we now want to turn people who are obese or overweight into the perfect body. Fat shaming is bad but also not recognizing that the food culture and obesity are a big problem in this country is delusional.

True. There isn’t just one kind of plus-size.

But the whole point of clothes is to look good on bodies?

Here’s a hint: the answer to that question is in the title. Straight lines are easier to cut than curved lines.

“Plus-size modelling” needs to just be “modelling,” but that’s a ways off. It still needs to be a statement about how fucked modelling tends to be. Until it’s not anymore.

Don’t we know this already? It isn’t “the norm” to be a 0, but at that size the curves/shapes of your body don’t interfere with the lines of the clothes. If your business is clothing design, you want to show off your designs, not the body underneath.