Better off buying a new Civic R or Integra Type S.

I was going to reply with the same sentiment. As a 7.5 owner there is no way I would trade in for Mk 8 and the only reason is the haptic controls. 

so was dippin dots, and where are they now?

What’s the matter Batman?   Cat got your tongue?

GM products will run poorly longer than some other cars run at all

I’d actually much rather have the Judge approve it at the 11th hour, and send it via the US Postal Service.

“if ya bois trump and dejoy didnt fuck up our postal service so badly, you may have gotten this notice in time, and have been able to go... bummer.”

Twitter was a mistake.  

His daughter is still quite the catch. She does have some sinister breath. Must have eaten some Funyuns or something. 

The CEO’s last name is Frame. Further proof we are living in a simulation based on a late ‘80s/ early 90’s techno-thriller, or a direct to video version of the same starring Steven Seagal.

The advantage of the GM trucks from that era are that while hideous, the interiors would rattle themselves to the point of the trim falling completely off. So it fixed it’s own problem.

It’d be cheaper and easier to just move to Mexico.

I guess I’m alone here in thinking that $35k is actually a good price for a nice looking 300hp, 6 speed manual, widebody, hatchback, homologation, rwd biased-capable AWD, brand new car.... with a warranty. 

“Does anyone know how show and display works?”

He has the Epstein tapes ;-)

I know that no one can play the same role forever, especially a super hero role, but Chris Evans got Captain America so right that I would be glad to see him in it again, if just one more.  Super mega bonus points if Peggy is back too.

Jason where’s our analysis of that front plate mounting location that appears to be permanently molded to the front bumper. Don’t want a front plate or live in a state where they’re not required? Too bad here’s a weird lump. Once you see it it cannot be unseen.

While we’re at it can we, cliche aside, talk about the…

For the Tl;dr crowd.

Yeah, nobody asked for an Italian Camaro.

Meanwhile I bought the most stripped down GTI they ever made to avoid being stuck with a fucking sunroof. Sunroof is just a way of asking for water to eventually be in your car. Plus less headroom, added weight, etc. If I want the fresh air I’ll take my Miata out.