Exactly. I’d totally watch that movie!

WAIT MAYBE AMBITIOUS CORN DOG IS MY FAVORITE NOW

The best one I saw on the internet was “flabbering twatwhistle.”

Here’s a few;

That actually might be a good thing. When Teddy Roosevelt went third party, he split the republican party votes in half. (Political parties are so fucking stupid) That in turn prety much gave a landslide victory to the democratic candidate, I think it was Woodrow Wilson.

Bwahahahaha!

I find myself fascinated by these stories of young women who become obsessed with murderers. I actually have a tumblr where I post pictures of them and have updates about their lives. I feel like maybe they are confused, or had similar childhood to mine, and that maybe I CAN BE THE ONE to fix them, because I’m the one…

The sad part for me is that I actually like kids. I am the first to make gimme hands at a friend’s baby, I’ll make faces at and play with toddlers on airplanes and buses, and there is generally a 50/50 shot that at any given time I may have puppets in my purse for incidental situations (lines at Target are a big part…

$10 for 18 tampons? Jesus christ. I guess I’ll stick with my ‘toxin’ filled store brand.

I want mine by drone.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

I kind of love the idea of having rumors of a GUI for corporate software in 2012!

#ThanksObama !

Oh my god the food. The horror, the horror. It was OK pre-merger. Not great, but at least palatable. Now, dear lord. I’ve resorted to bringing my own food as much as possible. I’ll grab a sandwich from the concourse many times, but on longer flights you’re pretty stuck. You’re absolutely right. If they were going for…

Continental employees loved the company. They (mostly) tried, because they cared. United, not so much. And you’re right, they went with United’s example for how to treat their employees, and you reap what you sow.

Ah, my only experience is from the employee/pilot side, so that’s all I’m really familiar with. My relative who worked for Continental (pilot) bemoaned the shift to United and its corporate culture. But knowing both airlines a little bit, I’m not surprised that they looked at the sum of their parts, chose all of the…

It’s insane to me that there are only four major network systems used by commercial airlines (SHARES being one), and half of those have been around since the 1950s.

That seems pretty dumb. Up to date computer systems definitely fall under the “spend money to make money” category.

I AM SO GLAD I DONT WORK AT LOGAN ANYMORE. i worked at hudson fucking news, the only place where frustrated customers would be even cuntier, since i wouldn’t be holding their travel plans in my hands.

There’s probably a good tech/air travel joke in there about a delayed reaction to the extra second in June.