I still refuse to believe that a Madison Cawthorne is an actual live human being that got elected to something and not a line of overpriced sectional couches from Restoration Hardware.
puck^3, Earl of the Greys, was distracted by a bumblebee...
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now quick, while he’s switching things up and actually listening to scientists could someone please tell him that the recommended self-quarantine period is 15 years?
People-hating Seattle-ite here who thinks the whole concept of the “Seattle Freeze” is 1) the perfect level of human interaction, 2) FUCKING HILARIOUS since I grew up in the Northeast. I have to assume the phrase was coined by freakishly-friendly Midwestern former-student-council-presidents or something because jesus,…
I fucking love that his entire defense isn’t “I would never do such a thing!”, but “I would never do such a thing with people listening.”
Oof. I was at a huge college graduation earlier this summer - bazillion people packed into a stadium, that kind of thing - and it was only X days after Y horrible mass shooting (does it even matter which one at this point?) Happy, festive, sunny, people clapping, the usual cheerful fun of graduation. When the massive…
Or about laying sufficient groundwork to eventually declare the census results illegitimate for [insert whatever reason sticks to the wall here] and using that as an excuse to redistribute electoral votes, do some sketchy reapportionment of House seats, and/or fuck with the election itself.
THIS. aaaaaaaall of Broadway has to be giving this recent movie musical trend a massive middle finger - it’s not like there’s a shortage of people who can act and sing and offer up the right look for a part. I remember literally breathing a sign of relief when Luke Evans started singing for the first time in Beauty…
Yeah, totally, the dudes running around New York and SF with 97 face piercings and neck tats and ear gauges and black lipstick and white contact lenses just expect tourists to take their photos and definitely wouldn’t get agitated at all if they got mobbed like this.
Theory: she’s never going to be replaced. This administration obviously has no compunctions about leaving critical positions unstaffed, and they’ve hated the whole idea of a press corp and briefings; if they want press attention Trump can just call into Fox News from the can on random mornings. No press secretary or…
I feel like we’re kind of burying the lede here with Trump’s “OMG HANNITY DEEP STATE TEEVEE TONIGHT AT 9 EST SET UR TIVOS!” The FUCKING PRESIDENT is offering up trailers for shit-awful conspiracy wankathons and it’s just...in the tweet list.
WTF. Was there an Evite that went around to all the fuckwit fundie forced-birth lawmakers that just read “hey, join us on the week of May 13 2019 for a BE THE WORST party! Please RSVP and remember to bring a side or a dessert and your undisguised loathing of women!”
What happens if a pregnant woman miscarries while visiting one of these states? Under these laws that’s an “abortion” that happened in a state where it’s illegal so she’s now a criminal.
I dunno, bringing headless-Ned, headless-Robb, and zig-zag-fail Rickon and back for the final showdown against the living Starks would be pretty freaking wild. It’d also be kind of amazing if we got to see a counterpart to this with Ghost and Nymeria (who’ll presumably come rolling in with the rest of her pack during…
As I recall the books specifically noted that House Targaryen followed different succession rules than any other house in that ALL males in the family were eligible for succession before a single female. For most houses you’re correct, and the most direct line for the throne/inheritance would come before cousins or…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - the logical conclusion of declaring a fetus to be a person should be a woman charging her own fetus with assault.
Coming soon to National Geographic: a feature article seriously presenting and defending Flat Earth theory. Because diversity in all its forms makes us better journalists.
Have you read Educated by Tara Westover? It’s a recent memoir by a woman who grew up in (and eventually escaped from) a survivalist religious paranoid-nutjob-type family in rural Idaho. They didn’t believe in doctors or schools AND worked incredibly dangerous manual labor jobs, but the mother had learned to be a sort…
According to fly.faa.gov ATL is now experiencing 1+ hour ground and taxi delays due to staffing issues at Jacksonville ATC. So, that’s coming...
The near future used to be a year from now, and now it literally is tomorrow...