heh, the odds that we’re from the same area and share at least one last name in our extended family tree are HIGH. One of our family names is also an Americanized-pronunciation 5-letter name that people just butcher, and my actual last name is a party of silent and statistically-improbable letters that even stymies…

I have an infinite number of reasons to loathe this fucking awful man, but the horrors he’s visited upon the English language will always be high on the list...

oh sweet motherfuck no

It’s much better if you think of it as “the song you play when the ship’s sinking...”

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starring for the thing of beauty that is “flustercucks”

Let’s be honest: what are the odds that this woman is actually real?

OT but jesus, that particular photo really drives home the freaky-ass spray-tan line that runs vertially down Mango Mussolini’s face about an inch in front of his ear.

me: christ this is horrifying

[adds to “list of videos that would benefit greatly from a ‘Yakety Sax’ music track”...]

I legit just started googling ‘female sterilization’ and reading up on my options because a) the last ~0.1% of me that was still vaguely interested in someday bringing a child into this shitshow of a world has been pretty thoroughly extinguished over the past few weeks, and b) I’m guessing that’s going to be the only…

What did her family do to deserve being thrown out?

Claude (Richard Armitage) is a tall, almost handsome con-man

Oh man, “guy who had a previous fancy-schmancy Ivy League job that he left for mysterious reasons 5-10 years ago” is practically an established warning sign for these types in academia. The fancy universities LOVE to just quietly pass these assholes off to another school as a means of “fixing” their harassment…

CHACOS! If you like Tevas you’ll LOVE Chacos. They’re great for arch support, come in a bunch of excellent colors, and are comfy as hell. It’s like wearing hugs for your feet.

I still remember waiting with a friend of mine and my big brother to see the film and watching the scads of weeping teenagers filtering out of the previous showing. My brother watched them for a few moments, then muttered “what, did they think the boat _wasn’t_ going to sink?”

Here’s the thing. I agree that eight is a lot. I agree that “oh noes Roger Stone and the Cock Brothers paid off eight unrelated women to make wholly undramatic and quite believable-sounding tales about a Democrat just because he’s popular!” sounds like an absurdly far-fetched and very unlikely conspiracy theory . I…

Sure! These are the 7 accusations that prompted the calls for Franken to resign:

an interesting lesson of public speaking is that a bad speaker or dull personality can make literally ANYthing seem boring, and a good speaker can bring life to the most lackluster subject.