Am I the only person slightly curious about how he just casually got a *ring* off her *finger*?

I am furiously working on writing a grant proposal for literally a million dollars; it’s due in 48 hours and could be life/career-changing if it succeeds. That is for real the only thing stopping me from drink AAAALL THE WINE in response to this ridiculous goddamned news.

So, yes, keep these coming, take this asshole down, everything about this is simultaneously stomach-churningly appalling and great news for the outcome of the election, etc.

I mean, on the one hand I agree with you and the same thought occurred to me when I saw the headline.

Don’t you mean “tempt the wrath from high atop the thing”? :P

i will never be able to understand many, many things about this election.

My guess: before he was talking about, you know, brown people, or fat/ugly women, and we know republicans don’t care about those.

I dunno...the lock-in thing works with manipulative criers (they get bored/tired of the show after a while, fizzle out, and fall asleep), but hysterical screaming, crying, and pleading all night long sounds like a kid who’s honesty freaked the fuck out.

I’m pretty sure “concurring” is supposed to be “conquering”. Proofreading fail...

AAAAAAAHHH

Okay, just to look at this a different way for a second...

whatever Hillary’s meditation regime is, I want to take it up immediately. goddamn.

This is why I basically just watching West Wing over and over on an infinite loop...

yah, I loved Sam Bee’s takedown of the third party stupidity a week or two ago and was really hoping John Oliver would do the same. As is I’m not sure how much this is going to help the people who actually watch John Oliver and might need convincing - those aren’t Trump supporters, they’re the stay home/third party…

Pottermore patronus: took it twice, got some kind of horse both times. Which, just...no. Nothing wrong with horses, but I’ve never felt remotely connected to them - never rode one, never had a horse phase as a kid, etc. Horses are very nice. But...no.

I think that bans the entire Seattle area...

I 100% do this and it works GREAT. I have a pixie cut and while I use styling mousse or gel at home, when I travel I just bring a 3oz thing of conditioner or use the stuff at the hotel.