A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.
puck^3, Earl of the Greys, was distracted by a bumblebee...
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Dude. It was Will Smith and Matt Damon, and set in Georgia with an (almost) all-white cast, but this *actually goddamn happened*
Which makes it all the weirder since *Elisabeth Moss* is 34 too. Pretty odd to me that, at least casting-wise, these two characters are now the same age...
Actually, the media will be too busy putting a small photo of a row of flooded houses and a “Historic Flooding In <s>Flyover Country</s> <s>Mississippi</s> Louisiana” below more giant photos of Olympians biting their medals, Trump making those creepy anus lips that happen when he yells, and a long feature story on…
OMG DNC STOP you’re going to smother your nominee and the entire attendance of the convention in balloons SERIOUSLY SOMEONE GO CUT OFF THE BALLOON GUY
came to the comments for this, glad someone was on it!
OMG THIS IS AMAZING
I’ve actually wondered about a variation on this: there are movie theaters that’ll occasionally pipe in live filming of the Sunday matinee at The Met or similar. I *love* this, as it’s a wonderful option for existing opera fans all over the country (and even more so for people who might be thinking “hey, y’know, I’ve…
Some beautiful genius of a commenter proposed “audible skin tag” almost a year ago (among other gems)...
#LogansDog2016 #Imwithwoof #feelthebark
Yes, he did! I was mildly confused when I got the ballot and Googled it to be sure: Carson ended his campaign on March 4th, Rubio suspended his on March 15th. So yeah, no idea why Rubio was off the WA ballot but not Carson...
actually, I got the Washington primary mail ballot and and Rubio was oddly absent. Carson was still on it though...
omg what the actual fuck is that hell-demon
omg wat
Why is this weird or bad? What’s the problem? When two people like each other in normal-non-TV-star life the biggest barriers to get over are things like finding a way to spend time together, sharing experiences, and breaking the ice to get to a situation where you’re able to test the water and see if there’s…
ooooh, both of those are excellent! thanks!