I dunno...the lock-in thing works with manipulative criers (they get bored/tired of the show after a while, fizzle out, and fall asleep), but hysterical screaming, crying, and pleading all night long sounds like a kid who’s honesty freaked the fuck out.
I’m pretty sure “concurring” is supposed to be “conquering”. Proofreading fail...
AAAAAAAHHH
Okay, just to look at this a different way for a second...
whatever Hillary’s meditation regime is, I want to take it up immediately. goddamn.
This is why I basically just watching West Wing over and over on an infinite loop...
yah, I loved Sam Bee’s takedown of the third party stupidity a week or two ago and was really hoping John Oliver would do the same. As is I’m not sure how much this is going to help the people who actually watch John Oliver and might need convincing - those aren’t Trump supporters, they’re the stay home/third party…
Pottermore patronus: took it twice, got some kind of horse both times. Which, just...no. Nothing wrong with horses, but I’ve never felt remotely connected to them - never rode one, never had a horse phase as a kid, etc. Horses are very nice. But...no.
I think that bans the entire Seattle area...
I 100% do this and it works GREAT. I have a pixie cut and while I use styling mousse or gel at home, when I travel I just bring a 3oz thing of conditioner or use the stuff at the hotel.
A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.
Dude. It was Will Smith and Matt Damon, and set in Georgia with an (almost) all-white cast, but this *actually goddamn happened*
Which makes it all the weirder since *Elisabeth Moss* is 34 too. Pretty odd to me that, at least casting-wise, these two characters are now the same age...
Actually, the media will be too busy putting a small photo of a row of flooded houses and a “Historic Flooding In <s>Flyover Country</s> <s>Mississippi</s> Louisiana” below more giant photos of Olympians biting their medals, Trump making those creepy anus lips that happen when he yells, and a long feature story on…
OMG DNC STOP you’re going to smother your nominee and the entire attendance of the convention in balloons SERIOUSLY SOMEONE GO CUT OFF THE BALLOON GUY