Man, what a punchable face.

That’s very much a #metoo story and a painful illustration of how well-trained we are to normalize abuse.

The Catholic Church is rotten through and through. That’s why the whole “cool pope” thing perturbs me. It’s just putting a friendly face on the same old viciousness and corruption. He comes to Ireland next month and I’ll be amazed if he apologises for the immense damage they caused.

LONG story, but I’m bored at work.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

I hope he takes her surname.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

They love to feel persecuted. It provides them great joy. So perhaps we should start feeding them to the lions again. Win-win-win.

To be fair, pony should be on all playlists for any occasion.

Well, it’s not “Premarital” sex if you have no intention of marrying the person :)

I am like obsessed with that recent PNAS article about 14,000 year old bread. I have a friend who pestered the shit out of me about her fucking keto diet, which she based on some Netflix doc that mashes together Keto and Paleo. All they talk about is how humans have “only” been eating grains for 10,000 years and if…

I just feel sorry for everyone. I am lucky to have been to jail for a few minor things (breaking apartment lease, not going to court = court of contempt and they WILL issue warrant for your 18-year-old broke ass!) and to have met women who have lost babies to drugs. I no longer have any anger or judgment, it’s all…

Woohoo! the UK leg of this shitshow is in full flow - and I think Trump might just have surpassed himself.

JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.

Honestly, as someone who basically never wears underwear and has spent years having friends question this (thus spawning spirited discussions), I’ve come to the conclusion that the biggest factor here is the type of vulva you have. Like, the shape.

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

Oh, he’s joygasming at this very moment because the Supreme Court upheld the fucking travel ban.

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

I have to give it to Matthew Goode. He is utterly shameless when it comes to the material he picks. I remember when he did that godawful romcom with Amy Adams (neither of them could save it), did a farce of an Irish accent, and when interviewed said, “I took it so that I could come home at weekends... do I feel I let…