Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

One time a boy tried to grab my watch off my wrist outside the classroom at the end of lunch, I turned around and kneed him in the family jewels, he cried and I spent the next day on internal suspension, but that boy kept his distance for the rest of high school.

“I don’t want to miss one second. I don’t want to miss no smiles, I don’t want to miss no new movement,

He’s a public figure. No doxxing needed. Consider it a Customer Suggestion Line.

Max shows you how it’s done.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Everybody is talking about how this is shameful to Americans. True, but a huge number of decent Americans are doing whatever they can to fight this evil. As a foreigner, I would like to approach it from another angle: this is shameful to the rest of the World, specially Western nations who claim to be “civilized”,…

His exact words:

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

No matter how a man murders us, it’s our own faults.

I mean, all of these passages are fine, I guess, but this isn’t supposed to be a theocracy. I am horrified that government officials are proudly saying they follow the bible as a political and law guide, and are doing morally reprehensible things in its name. They’re just openly admitting they’re running the country…

Here’s another quotation for you to ponder, AG.

And yet...

Nice to see that this administration is acknowledging that the idea that we are living in a democracy is passé. As far as the GOP is concerned, this is an evangelical theocracy.

Famous last words: “I won’t settle this case!” (see: Trump University).

Would you really dump the love of your life, perfect for you in every way, because their genitals were not perfectly suited to your tastes?

We have the power to kill Macbeth!

America, where we force you to have an unwanted child and then provide no family leave to care for that child. Brilliant.

I was going to say no because of the “slight body odor”, but the extra long tongue brought me right back around to yes. He can give me southmouth from the doorway and I won’t have to smell him! Plus I’m a sucker for dad bod. I’ll give an appreciative glance to the posters of tight, toned dudes in the windows of…

“She becomes increasingly haggard, wearing a bandana atop her nest of knotting hair so that she goes from looking like a Rock of Love girl, to looking like Bret Michaels, to looking like a Poison fan who passed out at the urinal of a dive bar, to looking like a Rob Zombie villain.”