I wasn’t going to vote for Klobuchar in the primaries before anyway, but I don’t think I could honestly elect an official who looked at a salad, didn’t have a utensil, and thought you know what, I’ll just use my comb for this instead of using their goddamn fingers as our hominid ancestors intended.

Hey, that’s me! I’m six years sober. Got off the sauce and lost about 30lbs within 1-2 months. Started bike riding like crazy, then found the gym for the first time EVER (I was 36 years old) and just started getting into a routine. I wouldn’t say it was “switching addictions” in any way - hell, I’m down for taking a…

He’s moving over to the theatre department to teach acting classes in privileged white male histrionics and crying on cue.

What a disaster.

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.

Look there was a guy who just went through this same nomination process nominated by the same president who somehow didn’t have accusers come after him. Weird how that happened. It’s almost like this guy did something wrong...

Its almost like they don’t care whether their nominee is an attempted rapist or not, but only care about the Supreme Court striking down every attempt by a future Democratically controlled Congress to limit campaign contributions, provide access to healthcare, support women's rights, provide rights to minorities, and…

It took a Comedian (I believe Trevor Noah) to ask the only appropriate question regarding this evidence....becase all the lawyers on the SJC dont’ have the balls to ask it:

“Judge Kavanaugh, would you accept this piece of evidence as a credible defense in any criminal proceeding you’ve ever overseen?”

Trump is right, HE doesn’t have an attorney general. The United States does.  Ideally, the AG is supposed to fight to protect everyone's rights.  Of course, it’s hilarious to me that all the shitty work Sessions is doing to torment minorities and immigrants is totally being ignored by his jagoff boss. Eat shit, Jeff!

“In an exclusive with The Hill, President Trump said, “I don’t have an attorney general.””

That’s probably the only thing I do in real life that is close to Belichick in his natural habitat, if I’m being honest.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

Pizza and pineapple is like drinking and driving. Two things that are wonderful on their own, but that should never, ever be combined. (Also, just like drinking and driving, putting pineapple on pizza will ruin not just your life, but the lives of many other innocent people as well.)

A friend of mine posted one of those “how can you be a Christian and support Trump, serious question” posts and people responded. Overwhelmingly, they said that his behavior and morals were somehow irrelevant, and were not their concern, but they had wanted someone who was good at running a business, or who was…

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Among the many, many reasons we need to take the House in November—the Senate would be great, too, but the House is essential—is one that most people are not aware of: it will provide access to Trump’s tax returns.

This is like the only time people freak out about name changes. No one insists on calling Sting “Gordon Sumner” and I think that’s still his legal name. I don’t hear people constantly referring to Hulk Hogan as Terry Bollea.

I heard she ghosted him.