Well, if he’s that serious about emulating Napoleon, I’m up for sending Bannon to a desolate island to spend the rest of his life in the company of some scary green wallpaper.

Even from episode 1, he was - hands down - the best character on the entire show. And when he got to interact with Alfre Woodard, it was just golden.

Wow, he was so young. I’ve never seen this show, but I just looked him up and one of the first news stories that came up from before today was an interview where Ellis criticized a former co-star for quitting because that actor didn’t want to play a gay character. That’s a stand up thing to do.

I have an imaginary friend named Sebastian who does my taxes for me. He was crap and remembering to feed the parakeet though.  

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

Wow, it’s almost as if a guy who is a known sexual abuser doesn’t think women are his equals. Wow.

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

While my haters are talking about my curly bangs online, I’m relaxing on a beach in Hawaii

I was just about to ask, is this a good place to bring a doll?

Where are Caity and Rich when we need them??

The Richard Burt story in the Guardian is going to be huge, because it not only exposes Jeff Sessions’ perjury (if he didn’t know he was dining with a paid agent for Russia and Alfa Bank he was negligent; if he did know, then he’s a liar), but Burt also says he was brought in to assist writing Trump’s foreign policy…

I can be a little insensitive at times...but I wonder why none of them had a gun to stop it all. If there wasn’t police around, no one would have stopped him. I’m curious to hear their hot-take on gun control.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Thankfully they’re both elected officials whom Trump can’t do anything to.

This is a big deal, and the Washington Post coverage of the lawsuit explains very well why this isn’t just another suit against Trump. Maryland, in particular, actually gave up a similar clause in their state constitution as part of the deal to become one of the original thirteen states.

It’s pretty much like that across any realm that’s supposedly “women’s work.” Fashion is a “feminine” activity, but high fashion is dominated by men. Cooking? Totally a woman’s job at home, but fancy chefs running acclaimed restaurants are almost all male. Teaching? Totally a girly job, but the highest-paid, most…