Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

Paul Hollywood, that steely-eyed Lothario, will be staying on at the BBC and carrying on with it, though without the shining presence of Mary Berry, Mel or Sue, the show will be a sad and weird husk of its former self.

“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that makes you pro-life. In fact, I think in many cases your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born and not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed. And why would I think you don’t? Because you don’t want any tax money to…

I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

So, when Scalia died, all my friends were like, WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME IN AMERICA! I quietly said nothing, and although I agreed with the sentiment that the SCOTUS and country are better off without him anywhere near a position of power, I recognized that he was still a human person deserving of basic human dignity (we…

I am totally having a forced convo with my 19 year old son every night, making sure he is following this. This is history. This is “where were you when Kennedy died” and “where were you on 9/11" level stuff.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

Oh so many shots are taken from A Night to Remember too. But I don’t care one bit. Titanic is a technical masterpiece and awesome and tragic and cheesy and endlessly watchable.

Meanwhile, at JazzFest, even though it was the last day, I heard Zydeco, swamp rock, Kermit Ruffin’s tribute to Louis Armstrong and some gutbucket blues. I ate Shrimp and Grits, Shrimp Creole, Smoked Turkey and Alligator Sausage Gumbo, Begniets and Mango Freeze, washed down with iced and hot Cafe au Lait. I made a…

I come from a family that is riddled with people who threaten to/succeed in killing themselves on a regular basis. I don’t have any personal experience with suicidal depression, so take this for what it’s worth, but I thought the fact that the 13 reasons were all other people and not “and finally, as #13, I have a…

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

The backwardness of the “drugs pouring over the border” angle is astounding. First, most all of the weed smoked in the US these days is grown here. No one wants to smoke the Mexican product. Second, the the drugs that are ruining the rust belt are prescription opioids, made by the companies that funded his goddamned…

You know what?

Always relevant

I get more of a Patrick Bateman/hooker murdering vibe from Kushner

I would want a tiny house as a vacation home for when I need to be away from people. For one week a year, I could go to my tiny house, read all the books, drink wine, and work my way through a stack of DVD box sets. Then I’d go stir-crazy and come back to civilization. But I could do it for about seven days.

1. Not being a fan or viewer I legitimately did not know Property Brother X was married/engaged/whatever.