The people who complain about the dumbing down of the U.S. voted for the party that ensured it.

He’s conning his followers in ways that the GOP could only dream of, and they cornered that market ages ago. He could set them all on fire for personal kicks and they would bend over backwards with skin blistering to defend him. Some people are just too stupid to live and deserve every little bit of struggle in their…

i choose to believe it’s actually the “triple lindy WEST”, where you get to stare at our lady of perpetual babeness three times:

On the flipside, there’s no way the actual marriage can top this. It’s all downhill from there.

Snap I’ve now told my hubby that I will happily take his surname if he changes it to Awesome.

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

My dogs have a better understanding of how the government works. And frankly I’d rather look at them than have to see Trump’s stupid orange face anymore.

Oh, that’s just because he doesn’t know how it all works. That’s why I wanted him to take a surprise high school constitution test and have it graded live at the last debate.

“I always mention congress. Don’t I always mention congress? I love congress, ask anybody. Congress is great. Isn’t congress great? Hillary’s never mentioned congress. She doesn’t even know what congress is. Can you believe that? And she wants to run this great, great country? I don’t think so. Which is why we have to…

Seriously. The Glee version was better. And now I have to go slap myself for ever uttering that sentence.

“Elvis, you wanna cookie?” “Mroowww.”

i assume that during every debate Hillary is thinking to herself “I can’t believe I have to do this wtfff” 

I hope he is calling to hear your voice, too. :)

Ankle Eggsnort?!

Ashley, thank you.

It couldn’t possibly be because one is a woman and the other is black. Nope nope, not at all. It can’t be that when it comes down to it, Republicans will always favor a rich white dude over anyone else.

Kinda unrelated:

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…