Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.

Word. I manage to have lots of sex without waking up with strangers. It’s called Uber.

Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

Yeah. WHY IS HE GETTING A PASS?!

Yes. Yes you can bring friends. And, evidently, there may have been a fight during the briefing, when Gen. Flynn (Ret.) kept interrupting the officers to ask pointed questions.

“Madagascar of vanilla”

Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they…

Actually, “female” is an adjective. Female district attorney, female firefighter. It’s the use of “female” as a noun that irks me. My son is in the army and he constantly calls female soldiers “females,” and when I correct him and he asks why, I say, “Do you call the male soldiers around you ‘males’?” No, he doesn’t.…

Gurl, I like how you think except Hiddles was already to old and too broke off for the role.

Bye, Phyllis.

The good die young.

I agree, I get that academically he’s miles ahead of his peers but school is also about socialization which I’m guessing this kid missed out big on. My mom teachers first grade and one year she had a genius like him (he was in the process of patenting a car design at SIX) but his parents wanted him to move through the…

wellllll in kanye’s defense he hasnt seen most of these people naked so its not their truly naked bodies. It’s an imagining of what they would be.

I was named after a little girl being abused in my parent’s religious cult. So, suffice to say, it’s a regret. But don’t cry for me, Argentina: I took my mother’s maiden name as my first name when I got married, and took my spouse’s last name, because it’s a badass last name. So in a way, I got to name myself, and…

Great!

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…