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Yea and how you’re forced to have the same convo again and again. “Are you excited” “Omg so excited! Chubby cheeks and little shoes! I love them already!” and God forbid you say “not yet, I’m actually terrified and don’t feel any emotional connection yet”. It’s not so much being pregnant in public as being forced to

Two very thirsty people spend a lot of time near water.

Ok I’ve been kind of like {side eye} “Ok, whatever” {scroll past} about Taylor and this Hiddleston fellow I’m used to seeing so much of (in GIF form) around these parts, BUT the “I <3 TS” T shirt put me into “oh puhLEASE” realm.

Just wait until she titles her next hit “The lovesong of J. Thomas Hiddleston".

Ladies leave your man at home, cause it’s midnight and the bottles are poppin

Virginia to Vita:

I AM the wallpaper. I live in it with the others.

twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

I would love it if she came back with Karev’s twin babies and was just all, yeah I work here again. That would make me so angry/happy.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

BREITBART EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Has Ascended to Heaven to Serve at the Right Hand of the Father

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

She is a floppy white poodle mutt beauty queen.

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

They can’t say anything without being called racist or sexist or homophobic and it’s definitely not because what they’re saying is racist or sexist or homophobic.

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”