She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

This reminds me, in addition to my organic anal beads, it looks like my dildo garden is almost ready for its first harvest of the year! #blessed

cigarettes, alcohol, pot and pee?

a human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit

You’re right. That would be completely taboo.

OMG this Chrissy person is my new best friend. YAAAAAAS. it’s soo true. I have a 6 month-old, and I still get “but how can you leave her” when I go somewhere for like 2 hours while she’s with my professional nanny. WTF? They act as if a trip to try on some pants or have dinner with my husband is like I left her…

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

His next advice - Just don’t be a woman.

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

One of the best arguments I’ve heard against restricting abortion is basically the organ donor comparison: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/8/1…

So suddenly they “care” about people of color?? Lol ‘kay.

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

please tell me saw this with tracie morrissey

On the upside, dying of a chest cold is really the most Brontë way to miss out on something Brontë!

From a distance in the December fog I could definitely see the inspiration. It’s very lonely and remote up there on its windy moorland hill.

Having your wedding there would be almost asking for an “I object!” prank.

Sure the stairs to the attic are “too fragile to use”. There’s NO ONE up there.