Vaguely related - when my boyfriend is having a really bad day one of the only things to make him better is one of those Terry Crews adverts.

I can see her being okay with him finding outside sex partners for the insane kinks he might have. Crazy kinks like ‘sex with a woman who makes her own choices in life’

Bat Boy is more plausible than 5 women having sex with Ted Cruz. Nice try National Enquirer but now you’re overreaching

He’s very much Stock Handsome White Man

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

This is how government is most effective; addressing the nuts and bolts of specific logistical barriers faced by working families in their efforts to thrive. Grandiose talk of equality and justice don’t count for squat if they aren’t backed up by pragmatic solutions to real life problems.

YEs! We design the gown, fit the gown, agonize over each gorgeous detail, and it’s so worth it! And it doesn’t have to cost $2k. You can get a custom piece sometimes for the same price as these dresses, and then you have something nobody else has. Plus you’re supporting a person and not a company that already has…

“In Portland, Anthro girls wear $600 dresses to ride bikes.”

Fixed it for you, Anthro.

I just saw a Facebook fail that read:

Strangers this attractive should not be wasted on not-boning.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

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I’m gonna march out my front door and punch the first Republican I can find. Bye.

Say cheese and die.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Someone in Bernie’s campaign is furiously texting with his boss: “Can we tweet something? Anything? Is it too late? THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE SHE’S ALREADY THE NOMINEE!!!”

There is no argument, Ted Cruz would be a much worse president. He has flat out said he would never, ever compromise on anything. He has also said in countless stump speeches that he will “Turn this country in to a God fearing one again. God will be the backbone of America”. Let that sink in a bit. This man is hell…

Still wouldn’t, politicians are professional liars.

she looks stunning and blake shelton is wearing a SHINY SHIRT AND BOOTCUT JEANS THAT ARE TOO LONG. he is like a suburban dad who drives a mustang and thinks he’s cool.