Halle Berry also showed up to accept the award for Cat Woman.

This is why I love Sandra Bullock. The same year she won the Oscar, she won a Razzie the evening before for that weird stalker movie she made with Bradley Cooper, I think. Not only did she show up to accept the Razzie, she showed up with one of those little wagons for kids piled up with copies of the movie for…

Finally we can give Republican men the ability to carry out their dreams of carrying all the fetuses to term. I can’t wait! I want this to be a requirement for every man who is anti-abortion.

We used to say that to be rude, like “Suck my left boob and make the right one jealous”. I still don’t know what exactly we were trying to say?

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I have always loved her, since the Alias days, and I love her even more now. “Bless his heart.”? Hahahahahhahaha. You go, Jen. I may watch 13 Going on 30 tonight when I'm drunk with my visiting bestie in her honor.

We can so easily correct that inexplicable mistake.

I think Trump might actually be the least terrifying of all the GOP candidates left.

same.

important note that her label is sony/columbia! adele is boss.

My autocorrect told me that his name is really “Snarl Elf Pet”.

What’s an Argyle Elegy?

It took him that long to realise?! Nah, throw him to the wind. Don't waste your time on him. Especially if he's going to get angry. He should be on his knees apologising.

Nah, they ALWAYS come back. If you break up with a man, never expect them just to take it and leave you alone forever. They can never resist sending that one text a couple weeks later to test the waters.

My bio.

Thank you. The fact I've stood up for myself, instead of losing my dignity and pride, is the only think I'm hanging onto right now. I had to grow some major ovaries but I did it.

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

So much this. I was always pro-choice, but I can distinctly remember two instances in my pregnancy - one as I was throwing up everything I’d eaten all day after having to bolt from the dinner table, and the other as I was on doctor’s appointment number four for the week (while starving, because thanks gestational…

Thank you so much for sharing your story.