Bitches gets shit done.

My main creator was a woman who had every right in the world to choose to have me. They can all suck my non existent dick I am so beyond over this! >:|

If I email something to my teenaged daughter I have to send her a text to tell her to check her email. I don’t understand it. Like you said, they are both on her phone. She and her friends just don't use email. Maybe this is how my mom felt when I was a kid and we wouldn't write letters?

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Exactly. When I got pregnant last winter I was in no shape financially to have a kid, but other than being a poor 26 year old my life was (and is!) going pretty smoothly. Loving partner, loving parents, and a steady job (that doesn’t pay enough to raise a child but I do OK). Still not the right time for me to have a…

I appreciate that there is a typical, “wrong time, wrong circumstances” abortion story included here. While dramatic partner abuse or fetal abnormality stories are valid, they are often the only types of stories offered in support of abortion. The vast majority of abortions are for women who are accidentally pregnant…

I would take this meme farther: “God only condones sexual relations between a man and his wife...and his sisters and that chick on Ashley Madison”

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

This seems to happen at my large company (over 60k employees) about every 6-12 months. I always think to myself that HR needs to keep a list of ALL the people (even the ones supposedly trying to help) who reply-all and then when the next layoffs come pull from that list first.

Also one for REALLY MAKING SURE to not rush into any wars.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

We absolutely need to have better systems in place to support vets who come back from the war carrying the enormous mental, emotional, and physical scars of combat.

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

“cite a politician’s response to public opinion as a flaw.”

Literally is supposed to be THEIR JOB, representing the PEOPLE, *not* the lobbyist corporate donors.

Some may bray with the “flip flop” trope - personally, I WANT a candidate with the courage and mental capacity to refine and revise legislation, unlike the ubiquitous adherents to dogma.

Aiden was the WORST. End of.