Molly would have wiped the floor with them.

Hmmm these covers are okay. But could we get a blond white woman to put on some brown face and recreate them so we can truly see how beautiful these ladies are?

And all over 30. I mean, that in and of itself is an accomplishment.

also A+++ that 3 out of the 5 are actresses over 40 and aren’t styled or presented any differently than the younger ones

Those weren’t photoshopped. They’re from an alternate timeline. In that timeline Martha Stewart had lots of tattoos and instead of designing home interiors, designed classy motorcycles.

Your mom sounds like a smart woman. I do group therapy with kids who have exhibited serious aggression, and we get a lot who are on the spectrum. I almost can’t decide which is worse; the families that don’t understand autism at all, and just get frustrated and wind up yelling at their kid for non-neurotypical…

it’s like a really horrible version of Russian Roulette.

This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.

Whatever she has, it must be real Nasty. I’m sorry Miss Jackson, and hope you feel better soon. I am for real.

I agree, but in this case there was no way for the legal system to respond promptly as the woman didn’t come forward for 21 years and when she did it was amid a ton of political shenanigans which she seems like she might be part of. Now another 16 years later she’s coming forward again and it, again, seems like it…

The number of followers on social media directly correlates with credibility, dontcha know? ;)

I love Eddie Redmayne because he said that Angel Clare is worse than Alec D’Urberville, and I am a hardcore nerd with strong opinions about that shitty little weenie.

When my wine glass is empty I get to hold it in front of my husband’s face and make a very specific pathetic choking noise like I’m dying of thirst. In the 10 years we’ve been together he’s never not found it incredibly charming, chuckled heartily, and then gone to get me more wine.

Yes, the time shifts created more layers of mystery for the audience. The only mystery in TD2 beyond the murders was “who the fuck are these guys they keep talking about? Why are they so important? Am I supposed to remember who that is?!?”

Yep, the real world that feeds into the Ivies and then DC, Wall Street and governors’ mansions.

My husband once waited over 30 minutes because our son’s Montessori school wouldn’t let him leave until he put on his own jacket and boots.

My husband once waited over 30 minutes because our son’s Montessori school wouldn't let him leave until he put on his own jacket and boots.

HOT TAKE

I STILL hate Aidan, he was the worst. Boring and whiny as all fuck. There was literally nothing interesting about him; just a sad fucker and his dog. Whatever.

I think he's suggesting that men* should stick to the meek teens who are (I won't mince words here) brainwashed by their church into believing they are born to be a servant to a man.