Slate had an article explaining what could happen, Electoral College-wise, that I am too sleepy to link after 2 beers

Lead aprons, like you wear for x-rays?

I correct my students on this all the time! It drives me nuts!

I know washing isn’t a job the Duchess probably does for herself or her family, but all those clothes look adorable, sturdy, and washable. Win.

God damn it they are adorables. My fucking ovaries are exploding.

I was confused too. Guess we were thinking too hard.

Perfect. There could be no better response.

This dude. I want to say keeping him away from social media/texting, but I think his pervy tendencies would manifest IRL....if they haven’t already. (Honestly, I can’t believe he isn’t a creeper 24/7)

I have never been convinced this man is straight.

I just got a little tear. That's beautiful

From everything I’ve read about Manning’s prison experience, it seems that she’s experienced “cruel and unusual punishment.”

Apparently? I mean, even when I was single I had to put a modicum of effort into cock hunting. She must just be lucky. Must be all that love and shininess God rains down on her.

#fact

This would be TERRIBLE on me (and 99% of women). I’ve got a long torso, so the straps of this would sit ON my nipples and my ass would explode out the back of this. Also...would your labia fall out of this? I think yes.

Babies.

I’ve been training for a 50 mile trail race...in New England humidity...this summer. This chick thinks not-sexing requires endurance? She needs to join me on a long run

I teach kids who actually have special needs.

Kissing is pretty much the best. Those people are trying to hard.

This is pretty much my nightmare. I'm saving this article for when the boyfriend wants to go skiing this winter.

Bad luck.