Daniel Craig makes me feel things I never thought possible.

So I clicked through to read. God: the writing of that article was something a 9th grader would turn in. Is that the best the right wing can do?

What. The. Fuck.

I clicked through to the Smithsonian...and then shared the article with the US history teachers at my school. I wonder how many people have a weird blank spot in their family tree that could be traced to the Great Dismal Swamp (which, seriously? Best name ever?)

Someone in my neighborhood drives a smart car (how does one capitalize that?). It makes my Fit look huge. Compared to this thing? My Fit is a fucking Excursion.

“Morten Ristorp” should be a name of a band, however.

I've got first teacher day of school meeting for like 4 hours tomorrow. I now look forward to sneakily refreshing Google News to see how Trump fucks up

No.

I think I remember him on an episode of Dawson’s Creek? I don't know if that is a real episode or something I made up in my brain, but either way, while I love me some Pacey, delegitimized him in my eyes.

Loving the contrast of “tumescent” (SAT word) with “dong” (playground word). This English teacher gives you an A+ on diction.

I agree! Lange has that well-kept older woman thing Serena Joy is described as having. I mean, this woman they cast is gorgeous, but I can’t exactly see her using a cane or wearing that old lady perfume Offred describes.

Thank you for sharing your mom’s story. You both are strong women.

Paralympics start in early September!

I was actually angry when I realized Seacrest was doing the late night commentary. That man is so smarmy and everywhere and I don't think knows anything about sport in general.

Give it two weeks. Explosive diarrhea will abound.

Dude. Why is this the most sexist games ever?

The issue here is that Semenya’s testosterone levels are beyond that 10 nmol/L...which is already significantly beyond what the “average” woman’s levels are, even a woman with PCOS. Semenya also had internal testes and was (if I remember correctly) XY. She was raised female based on her external genitalia. Her…

“You could put him in your pocket" is a common refrain my girls and I use around adorable, small men

Blood orange soda. #win

That, though, is funny.