Im making a frown face. Who has that much time to format emails? (Cause you know she doesn’t know how to do a template or switch her default)

I actually had a student with dyslexia and disgraphia a few years ago and would print him quizzes, assignments, etc in comic sans!

The BF and I are heading up to NH to hike Mount Lafayette next week! Don't tell him it's 5,000 feet (I'm going breweries in Portsmouth on the way up distract him). So pumped.

Totally have fallen into a click hole on this woman’s blog. Seems this woman missed the “don’t judge” bits of the New Testament.

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

The chorus sounds like Disney. Meh.

And now I subscribe. I love listening to podcasts for a few minutes before I sleep...yes, even crime ones. (I also listen while cleaning the house, before y’all think im weird. )

I remember accidentally finding Victoria’s memorial to Albert. Love that thing. It’s so gaudy and phallic and...Victorian. Love it

Brutal. How he kept it together and professional was impressive. I was swearing at the TV for him.

Hasnt everyone between the ages of 25-35ish had this convo with their friends, esp after Titanic 3D?

Brilliant. I think this would be worth a written reprimand.

I don’t know what any of this means:

Ryan Lochte just lost a swimming race hardcore and they were like “how do you feel?” How the fuck do you think he feels coming in fifth place!? God. These reporters all suck.

Rescue mutts for the win. My two love when baby cousins (and my dad) come to visit. The snacks they consume? It's a third meal.

I LOVED all this because I HATE cheaters. You dope, you cut a course, you are a cheating cheater who cheats and should never be allowed to compete again.

That stuff is literally the worst. Have a salad for lunch and two real glasses of wine, ladies. That Skinnygirl shit is nasty.

He’s just means the fetus’s life. As soon as that fetus is born, he won’t support education, healthcare, or other support for it and its family.

Just in case we forget that we don’t mean anything without a husband, the Olympics are here to remind us.

Amazing, right? We were getting ready to call the cops to get her out of the house when one of my aunts barged in and threw the carpet the woman was combing onto the front lawn. We kinda swarmed after that.

My parents closed on their current home and leased it to the former owner “until her house was complete” as she was building a new home. Turns out this woman was a bipolar, alcoholic hoarder who didn’t really want to move out. The lawyers and real estate agents were all over her and her builder to get things done, but…