Normal folks get Banks’s. Historical folks get Jesus’.

Swoon.

I'd be pissed

I made it through 20 minutes of 50 Shades of Gray. I’m pretty sure he’s the same character as in The Fall.

My sister and I refer to this as “skinny arm.” My mother tries to slap our hands off our hips before group photos.

I almost can't imagine two more disparate people working together.

Not into Tom Hiddleston but this dude? Hottie. And the abs? Yep. Bring it on

Shortened to “suck the left one.” Why did we ever say that?

I keep watching this stupid show because he’s so fucking hot. And every now and then they get him mostly naked.

People are so ignorant. I get angry when people ask what my dog is (I now answer jackal). I’d flip my lid if people asked what I was. 😡

Considering how little of what he says is actually true....

I didn't expect to enjoy it, but I really am. Give it a shot!

I’m a high school teacher. Fuck this. I NEVER want guns around my students.

He literally realized I was serious...today. And got angry that I wasn't sitting around at home, waiting for him.

Well, my ex literally just texted me again

😢

How far has my womb wandered?

New dude? Lots of silliness. Give me laughter and orgasms and tall dudes. That’s all I want.

Honestly? I felt relieved. I didn't realize how long I had been unhappy for until I ended things. I cried A LOT the first few days...but I also made an online dating profile and started talking to dudes. My thought process? This guy didn't seem to want me, but I sure as hell could find a bunch who did. It was a nice…

Just did the same about a month ago. Good riddance to lame dudes who can't schedule a date!