I went on a couple dates/screwed with a dude who thought sex was SO SERIOUS. It's not. It's fun and funny and I LIKE to laugh during sex! Two sessions were enough with him and I moved on.

I can not imagine a romantic relationship without sex. No matter my love for my partner, I would not be able to be in a romantic relationship with that person if they never wanted sexual contact. That also seems unfair to me to ask a partner to do so.

How the fuck is this enforceable? Will they be doing full genetic work ups at the door of every restroom and locker room in the state?

Sure. But you need to buy me a bag of Sour Patch Kids from the school store at lunchtime.

I stopped listening to the radio ages ago because I am boring and listen to NPR and so I know who, like , 10% of these people are...but those are some damn fun outfits. I approve.

#oedipuscomplex

They need to chill. After Election Day, yes, the sitting president is technically a lame duck...but I’m pretty sure we’re in February...not November. Would these assholes want to be considered a “lame duck” with 10ish months left in their hypothetical presidential term? I think not.

I plan to read the fuck out of this.

This is possibly the best advice Justin Beiber will never take.

Apparently I differ in my definition of “good common sense.” But as the saying goes: common sense isn't common.

Soooo this is basically Macbeth if the murderers were even less competent than they are in the play.

Susan Sarandon’s tweet to Piers Morgan is such a bitch move. I LOVE it. If my tits looked as good as hers now, I’d be pumped.

I love this. I’m surprised the men even have the balls to TALK about tampon packaging. Doesn’t that like make them a woman suddenly or something?

I make a huge pot of soup every Sunday to eat for the week because it is cozy and I am lazy.

This is pretty darn awesome.

I remember seeing Grease as a kid and thinking nothing of it. THEN...one Christmas break in middle school, my mom brought my sister and I to the movies to see Grease during those afternoon movies they do for parents to keep their kids occupied. Suddenly I realized EVERYTHING in this movie is dirty. I wasn't sure what…

This case was going on when I was in (Catholic) college. Interestingly, Church dogma states that life should not be prolonged by extreme measures, believing that this isn’t “life” and causes more suffering. Those of deep Catholic faith should (technically) oppose keeping people on life support when there is no chance…

Perhaps my English degree is showing, but these aren’t even remotely close to Regency fashion. Like...even the corseting is wrong.

Voicemail is LITERALLY the worst. HATE

She passed her ELA MCAS which is challenging enough to show that she can read and write at a basic level. Sure, she may have just passed the “needs improvement" line, but I've had kids mainstreamed into my classroom that can't even do that. She also admitted to trouble with an analog clock, not a digital one. It's…