I find it so much easier when emailing/writing to refer to all women as Ms and expect to be referred to in the same way. I don’t want to make assumptions about people’s marital status and don’t expect them to make any about mine.

I’m wondering how one pronounces approximately 1/3 of these names. Should I stop listening to NPR (crazy names on there too) and go back to pop music?

But this is, like, common sense. It’s like how traffic, for the most part, shouldn’t exist, but it totally does.

Yes. Please use their names and NOT the shooter’s. Let’s not give him fame and others the chance to glorify his actions.

I’m a terrible person so I feel good that my underwear is cuter and my full length mirror.

Oh. I feel...feelings...about those gifs.

Did this mother know the production in which her children were performing? Has she ever met a theater person before?

You are a saint.

I totally went to Girl Scout Camp too! I’m like the least outdoorsy person ever, but it was so fun. These parents are just being jerks who don’t want to put in the effort to start their own troop, but would rather bitch and moan and get publicity instead.

This is absurd. Seriously. I’m a pretty-far leftist lady...and...come on. You’re making us look bad.

Why would you put marshmallows on a sweet potato?

Seriously. My mom started a new troop when I was small because the woman who lead the other troop in town always canceled meetings and didn’t work on organizing activities that earned badges. We camped and built fires and learned first aid and how to sew....it was pretty awesome. These parents just need to step up and…

It’s my first MONTH teaching high school. I am allergic to the soap at my second job. The combination of soap and stress has made my hands break out into a eczema reaction so severe the skin is peeling off my hands. I’m standing in my parents’ kitchen before dinner, rubbing lotion in my hands. I’m wearing extra large…

Best wishes on your new endeavors! I will miss this

I died. I may snicker about this tomorrow in my quiet moments.

I just tried to buy a pair today. Debating whether to join the back order list or just puchase a different boot. :-/

Yeah, losing weight doesn’t make you a pedophile. That isn’t how it works.

“Donkey Sauce” sounds like what one would use to artificially inseminate, well, another donkey.

Ina Garten and Martha Stewart are my cooking goddesses. Their recipes always work and come out as expected. I’m willing to put the time into cooking for food that tastes great. On the other hand....

Every time I see a pic of Beckham, I’m kinda surprised by how attractive he is. Like, every time.