Is that One Direction’s real hair or do they wear wigs? #realquestion

I never thought I’d actually like something Megyn Kelly said...or did. But she actually seemed (in that short clip) reasonable here.

An iPhone fail....

Damn iPhone.

This entire interview is pretty much awesome. I’m a cud gender white girl and I think I had about zero self confidence or assurance as a 24 year old, never mind as a college kid, and I have so many privileges. The bit where they discussed their gender transcendentalism as a teenager and owning labels as they got…

Did he get an MFA in creative writing some time over the last five years and we missed it?

This is disgusting. He is disgusting.

I was in marching band in high school. Our drill writer was a dude who did college and drumline stuff. We were convinced that the school was paying him to jerk off on drill paper and outline the cum...and those would be the shapes we’d make. I’m still fairly certain this is true.

Also, I love this. Only in America is…

Josh Hutchinson is such a tiny little young man. Read the books when my students did and can not imagine that wee man lifting and hauling 50# bags of flour in a bakery.

Swoon

I just expressed the same sentiment. Ugh.

Usually I am proud of living in Massachusetts. We legalized gay marriage first, inspired Obamacare, and our students are doing pretty well when measured against international standards.

God. Do not buy us any of those things. A nice card or a Dunkin/Starbucks gift card is great. High school teachers get nothing for gifts so I’m ecstatic if I get a $5 gift card and a note from a kid. Hell, even just a note from a kid is nice.

1) that photo is adorable

I want the sequin anchor. Now. It'll match my Moby Dick tattoo.

“De-gloved zoo penis” made me shudder just as much as I do when I think about the GOP field. Good work.

Things parents can stop doing to save time? Stop emailing your 17-year old child’s English teacher to ask them for a higher grade for the kid who didn’t earn it. That’s like, what, 20 minutes? You could've had a nice glass of wine in that time...

ugh. The morality police should focus their attention on corrupt businesses, governments, and, perhaps, themselves. Leave our vaginas out of it.

I think the baby’s name is the best part of this story. I’m going to be a jerk and say “Perk about middle aged parents? They aren’t naming their kid Hennessey or Jayden.” My “do-not-name” list is very long and keeps getting longer the more I teach.

Yepppppp. Every time I have a parent meeting it is an hour with the flat iron the night before or a tight bun.