1) I’ll pay to watch your Tom-Leo-make-out movie

Not the same. Outdoor nudity is not private no matter who you are.

Yep. I hate sexual assault victims. And idiots that wander outside naked.

Does the Beiber know that most people can't go outside naked because, like, they'll get arrested?

My sister and I are both 5’8”. Our parents’ house had a vanity in the bathroom that was SO FUCKING LOW to us. Like, you took chances brushing your teeth without seriously bending over, because, toothpaste. Our mother, who is 5’3” LOVED that vanity and tried to put another low vanity in when they remodeled. I never…

Love this. I just ran my first marathon Saturday and would have loved to witness a wedding partway through!

Ha. I love this.

When I was 17 and getting ready to go to college, I went to my very first “grown up doctor” visit with a note from my mom saying she consented to any and all treatment and medication I would need. We had called the doctor before to see exactly what the note needed to say so I could meet the doctor, have my first Pap…

Ugh, I deal with this. I have a pronounced keloid scar on my shoulder from a running fall (guys: I flew like Superman. It was intense). It’s very noticeable, but smaller since I had some treatment on it. I’m actually planning a pretty badass tattoo to go around it, but for the last 3 years...it’s been right there. I…

I shuddered. But, I’m not really surprised the dad commented: Bieber seems to be a bit of a doucecanoe (okay, a serious douchecanoe, but I’ve never met him so I”m hedging my statement)....and the apple never falls far from the tree.

She is amazing.

Now I really want to know what “real fish” is.

Exactly! My high school marching band played with the broadest cast and the Boston Pops in the early 00s, and we had a week to learn, memorize, block, and film 76 Trombones for a PBS special. I heard that musical over and over and over that week....and every song is a serious ear worm!

I sang the same thing throughout this article.

At least the MIA guest never has to see or talk to the Bridezilla again. That note basically says “I don’t value our friendship more than a shitty plate of chicken”

WHAT. EVERYONE was on???

WHY AM I NOT WATCHING ANY MORE? Must rectify this situation ASAP.

Massachusetts has changed laws recently around suspensions, in-school suspensions, and expulsions. It is now nearly impossible to suspend/expel a kid, which is why you don't see these ridiculous stories from my great state. It's a problem when kids should be suspended for serious issues....but you can't....be use they…

Most of these people are really anti-abortion and NOT pro-life, as they support the death penalty and seem to hate social welfare programs that help people survive, like Medicare, SNAP benefits, and housing programs.

I never travel ANYWHERE (even just for a weekend) without a cardi and a pashmina. Seriously.

That's how it SHOULD work if this was a fair and just world.