Omg. I think I am dressing like Kim Kardashian and this princess too!

I bought the BIG bottle of white zin, have on my cozy sweats, and I am refusing to work on any grading. I want my emotions messed with, I want to yell at Fitz, and I want to miss Sandra Oh. That is all.

I feel like I’d have a serious anxiety attack if I tried to watch more than two episodes.

Preparation, not penetration!

My roommate and I used a (Azorean) travel agent to book our flights to/from St Michael in the Azores. If we’d tried to book our flight online, we would have been sent from Providence to NYC to EastCuttyBumFuck and then to St Michael. Using the agent, we were able to fly straight from Boston to St Michael. Way…

Your mother in law seems to be a goddess.

For twirling, you mean!

Agreed. As a kid, only my parents’ closest friends were addressed by their first names. Everyone else was Mr/Mrs as a sign of respect.

I refuse to give him the clicks...but this was the most amazing piece of writing I’ve read today.

I have to go to a fire fighter ball with The Boy I'm October. I want that dress. Now. Please.

Had a faculty meeting today where admin insisted on using a microphone, thereby making themselves unintelligible to half the auditorium sitting on the broken speaker side of the room. Showed the people around me this pic. We were happy even though we’ve spent the first week of school sweating

And neither iteration is good.

Who is the douchebag in the hat?

I really believe that when you take a job, you should know what your job entails. If you can no longer fulfil the job for personal reasons, you should leave it. She took this job knowing it required serving alcohol. She changed her religion. She now can no longer fulfil her job requirements. Sorry...time for a new…

I have been developing a celeb crush on The Rock for quite a few years now. Between the fanny pack pic and now the pup-saving, I think said crush is firmly settled.

I did this. Students where I teach still do. It was nbd. Grossest thing was the tufts of fur that would float around the classroom.

He was just in my area a couple weeks ago for triathlon. Bunch of friends chatted with him and got pics. Said he was friendly and attractive even after the race. That's all I've got. Keep the crush alive?

That he even is attempting to address GLBTQ issues in a compassionate manner (hell, he’s actually being Christ-like!), is a huge step forward for the church. I took a Church in Today’s Society class at my Catholic college and we read a LOT of Cardinal Ratzinger’s writing (aka Pope Benedict) since he was in charge of…

My two childhood bffs and I grew up on the same street our mothers grew up on...who were also bffs. We all were sent to preschool and kindergarten together, even though Greg was 9 months older and Rylee was 6 months older than me. Basically, they wanted us all gone simultaneously.

Yep...totally the point. I don’t want to think, I do enough of that during the daytime. Give me all the soaps and drama and brooding, hot dudes.