The Wall hasn't worked on Game of Thrones and it won't here...primarily because there isn't actually a threat.

I first thought it was a Kardashian sister. (Zany outfit? Check. On-point makeup? Check.). Now I am convinced it is an extra from the new Star Wars movie.

Assholes like her seem to forget that Jesus, in the NT, says the greatest law is to love others like oneself. Apparently she doesn’t want to give others the right to be married and divorced multiple times?

1) your lunches all look tasty

Poor producers have never actually read the book. Ain’t nobody reading it for the “emotional content”

I ate Portuguese kale soup for breakfast today. #noshame #teamsoup

But....why bother without the dirty sex and the swearing? That's, like, the point.

I got $1 for the first couple....and then my parents said “fuck it.”

I’m pretty sure only celebs use Twitter? I’m pushing 30 and my age-group friends don’t use it. My older colleagues, friends, and parents don't. My teenage students don’t. Who is keeping this thing going?

What. No.

drinking app BARTENDr, which apparently forgot to hold down the shift key

I accept that praise with gratitude on behalf of all 6-12 English teachers.

Yes yes yes. This is how a community grows. My English teacher heart just grew a couple sizes.

I hated the Twilight movies but loved her because she just totally didn’t give a fuck. She still doesn’t. She’s just a normal ass 25 year old who happens to have a large bank account and a cool job. If she isn’t really that, well, whoever runs her PR is awesome. She looks great, seems content....you go girl.

You are a stronger woman than I ever think I could be. Hope you and the baby who put you through that are healthy now.

1) Kim KW looks awesome and she’d totally over-post her surrogate if had one. You go girl. Make that $$

I basically haven't heard of any of those names before....

Taylor Swift is insufferable

Well, we aren’t supposed to have sex with anyone but our husband. And when we do, we should ONLY then get pregnant when Husband wants a baby and magically be infertile any other time he wants to get his rocks off. We can’t have any fun during sex, really, either.

Totally using this bit of info in my Shakespeare intros. Macbeth and the sonnets will be way more interesting to my kids now (and they're already pretty into Macbeth).