I saw this production when Jude Law was doing it and it was so good I didn’t even THINK about my phone. But, then, I’m an English teacher/nerd, not a fan girl.

This just made me so happy. I write (bad) poetry and I always want to revise. I just went to a poet talk where the dude was friends with Galway Kinnel who says he ALWAYS revised (and re-publisb!) his work. I felt so much better because if a great poet feels insecure about his work, I feel better about my drivel.

Honestly, if one of these dudes is your dad, this seems 100% appropriate.

If someone interrupted my oyster eating for sex, I'd be pissed. While I have a great partner now, my sexual history tells me that oysters > sex. Give The Boy another year or so to even out the scale. He does a very good job in the bedroom department

You've got it.

Literally everything about that photo hurt me. And I'm waiting to see a doctor after falling out of my tub. This is a new world of hurt.

Oh there is a difference between having your hair curled and having curly hair...

I was bar tending at the Portugese restaurant I work at on Sunday and the asshole who had been pounding his silverware on the table demanding soup came to the bar and demanded a “media-leite.” I worked in a Portuguese bakery for 8 years. I’ve worked at this restaurant for 3. Never have I heard for what literally…

Ugh. I’m kinda hoping someone comes along and posts they’re a ‘14 grad who got a job with her big wild hair flowing. I don't think it'll happen, but that's the dream.

My sister is in your boat. She’s a slave to the curling iron and hair spray.

I graduated in ‘03 and they actually told me, at the career center at my liberal arts college, to straighten or bun my hair.

Insert rage gif here

I rock the weirdo English teacher stuff (oh, hey, Whitman tshirt!) an the big hair, which the kids get a kick out of. Admin and parents? Nope.

Always! Honestly, the amount of time I waste getting ready for parent meetings every school year (I teach special education students....there are a lot) is absurd. All because I can't show up with my usual mane of wild curls. The parents? They give the stink-eye

Whyyyyyyy oh why didn’t they just do an article about achieving different styles of volume with non-textured hair?! They could have had their “summer fun” without being offensive.

It may be because I’m sitting at AP Literature training...but that was my first thought.

I think my panties just fell off.

I help run a fundraiser every year for the American Heart Association. People are shocked when I spout off stuff about heart disease. It runs in my family. It's a scary thing.

He has obviously never, ever been around breasts before. I’m glad you helped him become more aware.

So I think we agree. Every person in America needs full and complete health care coverage. The way we do it now is ridiculously complicated. Socialized, universal healthcare for all solves that.