This is why I love you.

I actually texted The Boy about th word cunt because they used it twice in yesterday’s episode. And that’s a lot of cunt even for HBO. He didn’t even notice and asked me when they used it

I've watched Masterpiece since high school. They always sneak in the hunks and everyone still calls me a nerd for devoting my Sunday nights to PBS

No. If you weren't married, I'd propose. Don't even care about your gender because you are doing un-baked baked-goods right

Preach. Cookie dough > cookies. Why do cookies turn into hell fired hockey pucks no ,after who bakes them? #teamcookiedough

I am lactose intolerant. I crave chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

That little outfit is adorable. Babies make me squee.

I love the hairspray blocking jussttttttt her nipple. I’d start reposting that photo daily with the can pushed just a bit further over each day to see where, exactly, Instagram objects to the nipple.

Have you ever been to London, or googled the monument she erected for Albert when he died? Victoria was totally in love with him. I'd go so far as to say besotted or even obsessed. I think, for her, marriage was actually freedom. Her life was so restricted before she married that life was wholly different after her…

Over-estimating costs is key! I threw senior prom for my students two years ago and that saved our asses. We spent our money on things they’d care about: food and a DJ. We had AWESOME decor....but borrowed or dollar store-shopped vases, used cheap flowers, and wheedled cupcakes on the cheap from a local bakery for…

This gave me anxiety and made me say, for the 4th time today, that I never will get married. I'm justtttttt surviving as I am; I could not pay for a wedding. I love The Boy, but I still have never, ever, imagined myself married, ever.

So those were some nice butts. Super pale, mind you, but I’m sure these dudes aren’t mixing up their DNA with more...tan...people.

I'm of the opinion that if you have any part in making a baby, you have to be responsible for it. That means paying for it, at a minimum. I current,y am kind of upset that a friend, who is vocal about wanting kids, is dating a dude who has seen his two children once in the three months she has been dating him AND has…

I like your analogy....

I rock a maxi dress, cardi, and scarf regularly on planes. I look nice, but I'm warm. I also keep an extra pair of leggings and socks in my bag so that if the plane is chilly, I can pop to the bathroom and layer up!

I'm just gonna sad seal this one

Don’t these people understand that their marriage doesn’t exist legally unless they go and get the license from city/town hall first? Like, the preacher/rabbi/imam can say all the blessing words they want...and the government still won’t recognize it unless you fill out paperwork and drop them some cash.

I’m assuming you are nowhere near the Maine coast if you are eating McDonald’s lobster rolls. If not, you are committing an unforgivible sin. Eat the local seafood. Geeze.

That was the most depressing pregnancy announcement I've ever read.

Dickens reference for the win.