I know she thought her brows looked dark, but they are seriously on point! Love.

Omg yes. Have you started making the rules for said game yet

Something tells me bio-dad didn’t leave just because bio-mom was injured...

That's cause there isn't one.

So long as you have drinks and tasty food, you're set! Relax and think of how FUN your party will be and that sweet, sweet shared health insurance you and your partner will now have!

Any color but this weird-ish skin-ish tone would make the dress at least 4 times better.

Pretty sure they're just trolling us now...

Believe it or not, “It Narratives” like this, where the object tells a story, were super popular in Victorian England. Weird, I know.

I'm not ashamed to say I watched this crazy show. I called the Sean/Davina no-go from the start. She needs a lotttttt of therapy and I was 95% sure he was gay from the first time he spoke. Imagine my surprise when they paired him with a woman!

I’m 10 years old. My sister is 8. She becomes car sick 15 minutes into our drive to North Conway, NH. We get to Boston car overheats in the tunnel. Takes an hour till we get out of the tunnel and to a convenience store to get fluid for the radiator. We get to te Kangamangus highway. Rain and fog have settled in. The…

Badass, well-spoken, intelligent....I've got a couple of new brain-crushes right now.

My friends and I had to throw a shower last summer for a friend who didn’t want one just because her mom was APPALLED that she didn’t want a shower. We kept it simple (lots of wine, the bride’s favorite finger foods, 20 people max) and short. The bride had a good time since it was small and low key and there were like…

This makes me so jealous. I kept stalking tickets and dates and it never worked out for me. 😒

My dad would be checking to make sure those garden hoses were rubber. Papa Pucklebug is alllll about the superiority of rubber over plastic. I was lectured twice on Saturday.

Dude. Do any of these bigots read the Old Testament? Biblical marriage was way more.....partnered.....back then.

You say tomato, I say...

I’d love to see the shit storm that would brew if an unmarried woman ran for president and said she’d have rotating first men.

You meant 37 right?

I HATE your nieces and nephews. Sorry. The WORST part of my weekend waitressing gig is other people’s children. I work in a restaurant. Other people are eating. Sit your children fucking DOWN.

Perhaps you are unaware of historical maternal death rates and infant mortality rates? Modern medicine has lowered those rates LIKE WOAH because science and cleanliness and medicine are pretty amazing.