I kinda want to do a po-mo, art critique, what-are-the-allusions, reading of this cover.

Does that Franzen allusion count as shade?

Haha amazing. I imagine the Portuguese vovos would not enjoy flaccid penis pics while buying their papo seco

“All the sex things”

Overall, this was actually interesting! I'm glad the ladies (and gents! That patterned suit!) took a little bit of fashion risk and rocked it. Even the mehhhh looks were fun to look at...in a car wreck sort of way. If only people took risks at the regular boring awards shows like they do at fashion awards and Cannes.…

Preach! Last summer I threw $50 down for ALS research and saved a ton of water and ice my not dumping a bucket on my head. Did I tell anyone I donated? Nope. I spent enough time at Mass as a kid to hear that parable about doing your charity/praying quietly. Thanks, Jesus: you helped me be a little less insufferable…

^^this. My mom misspelled my middle name and asks with dread regularly if I've changed it. Names are something super personal both to the individual...and the people who named them. 65 years of calling your kid one thing and using one set of pronouns and then having to shift will certainly take time and counseling. At…

I can not wait for West baby #2.

I think you’re missing my point. Every magazine ad and cover, lots of TV and video, and many people’s instagrams are manipulated to hell. Complaining about Photoshop and “real women” is not worth the breath and I don't care how you manipulate your photos, trans woman or cis woman. Even if celebrities didn't use…

Ah, gross stories. I have a PG one from the Portuguese bakery I mentioned a couple weeks ago.

I feel the same way. This is drawing so much attention to trans issues generally. If a couple of kids figure out who they are because this strikes something in them, that’s awesome.

So it seems that this was a charter school, which can have different rules than a public school because, though they are publicly funded, they are privately run. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was part of the issue.

No.

I once had a student with cat-scratch disease and it wreaked HAVOC on his health. Poor kid ended up having to withdraw and do a home tutorial/GED to finish because he was so darn sick all the time.

Fuck this noise.

Texas is offering amazing post-natal care and benefits to these teenagers who are giving birth to their unwanted babies, right?

I may now carry a menu with me at all times in life and waitressing so I can just clobber the douchebags who think my body belongs to them. Thanks for the inspiration, Russian Waitstaff Lady!

Until next time, remember that drinking wine at home in bare feet all alone with nobody near you is the winner’s choice.

Dude. This needs more likes. (I think I'd like a donkey in a flower crown to be my MOH rather than most people I know. I am a basic bitch with the emphasis on the bitch part)

Thank you. Neither end of the spectrum is doing good for their body. Personally? I look at runners and crossfit/lifting ladies for my body inspiration. Fit and thin and fast and strong? Yes please.