pucklebug
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Good for her. It’s going to be a shit experience for her, but I’m glad Cosby will have to sit and answer questions (for real, under oath) that matter. I'm jaded enough to assume that nothing will come of this, but I'm glad it's happening and want to be positive Dickinson will win in the end.

You will be my hero if you do. Please post it to my Kinja and I will weep with joy.

Their dresses are great and their activewear is AMAZING! However, who is doing their sizes? I am fit and thin but have some muscles going on...and somehow I am an extra small in basically everything there. Sometimes things fit SUPER wonky because of their vanity sizing. :-/

Seriously! This woman’s name keeps coming up and I have no fucking idea who she is!

::takes a bow::

Hahaha his was the only one with mustard.

I worked at a Portuguese bakery and coffee shop for 8 years. It was an easy gig: lots of pastry and bread, sandwiches and soups at lunch and dinner. This one summer afternoon during the drive-thru lunch rush, a man pulls to the speaker to order 3 or 4 (I can’t remember the exact multiple) turkey sandwiches. Of course

Is it bad I feel “prom” about this dress? The color is amazing on her, hair and face are on point....but it just feels prom-y to me.

That’s pretty lucky; both that there were several doctors on the plane and that none of them were Ph.Ds trying to deliver the baby through a series of cleverly written poetry explications.

We don’t have specific, separate dress codes for dances other than “appropriate” which basically means we don't want to see anyone's nipples or ass. My juniors, excited for banquet next week, are enraged on behalf of kids in schools who do shitty dress code things like this right before. They're basically fucking

I think I just lost a few brain cells reading this stupidity and hatred. I may also have gulped some wine down to self-medicate

I buy the lighter of the two. The darker looks like it'd be great for ladies of color. My Portuguese ski can't handle that till late July....and even then I use my typical stuff

This is adorable.

That Wet n Wild bronzer is awesome. I’ve been using it for years because it’s $4, glowy, and you can find it EVERYWHERE. Love it. No shame

I teach high school. I am fit and trim and have an hourglass figure. I run. I am strong. I hide my body regularly in a maxi dress at work and I fucking love it.

I love you

Glasses day = tinted moisturizer day. Haha I know the drill!

I sometimes throw on lipstick. I don’t like the taste of most, though, and have big eyes...so liner it usually is.

I'm pretty sorry I listened to that....

How am I the first to like this? That's shameful.