My most recently married friend had her MOH and her husband had his best man. That’s it. The rest of us bffls could wear our own attire and did things like read and bring up gifts (Catholic mass, anyone?). We tag-teamed the shower and bachelorette. Everything was inexpensive, easy, and laid back....like the bride. It…

It’s 2015. I’m nearly 30. My “nighttime” look is adding eyeliner. Like, that's it. Sometimes, I go crazy and do my hair, nicely, as well. #lazy

I honestly haven’t paid for my oral contraception for 2 years. I knew the two dates after which all bc was supposed to be free. I was ready to pitch a bitch fit and call lawyer friends if my pill wasn’t free after those dates.

I was talking with one of our lunch ladies at an event tonight. I work in one of the richest states in the country with the best test scores in the nation. Our lunch ladies get $1.25 per student from the state to feed each child lunch each day. $1.25. That’s basically nothing. We’re on the verge of losing lunch ladies…

I'm weirdly hung up on armpits. I won't even wear a sleeveless dress to work until it's about 95 degrees and 90% humidity. I don't pretend to understand why armpits gross me out. I can't explain it; I hate armpits.

I’m a teacher. So long as no one’s boobs, armpits, or ass is hanging out...I don’t care. My classroom is on the third floor of a non-air conditioned building and we face a courtyard. There is no breeze or air in my room and, even in New England, temps top 90 degrees in my room.

Sounds like your friend should be suing for royalties. Dudebros are still buying Dane Cook albums, I'm sure. There must be money in that.

I’m pretty sure she’s the only real nerd on this list...

I want those recipes and a new box of Lactaid.

As soon as you said Aiden Turner my panties dropped. I'm in.

And your friend is a Dane Cook fan?

Hernandez is going to become a more horrible human being in jail. Ugh.

Time for a Shade Court session! (I vote yes)

The Hernandez trial crap made driving Fall River crap. So glad that is settled.

My younger sister was APPALLED that I go to movies solo. Usually I bring a fancy sandwich and baby bottles of wine. I am a good fucking date to myself. Then? You guessed it: she did the same. Home girl now LOVES solo movies. They are the best. Thank goodness for being a grownup and loving solitude n

I love it all

please never apologize for bringing such beauty into our world.

I read the book. The amount of yelling I did at Claire as the novel progressed was immeasurable. Glad to see the show is following suit.

Your fantasy is to fuck 25 dudes at a party and you made it happen? Good for you. I’m really just kinda squicked out about all the germs and DNA she just swapped.

I sometimes forget she has tween/teens until stuff like this happens. Holy cringe.